GOOD Day.

[Dleg]

federal POSITION^^^^^ !!! No way in hell would I work at a prison. I'm looking at jobs with the Indian Health Service, trying to become a commissioned US Public Health Service Officer. I know a few of those guys out here, and they are engineering studs and seem to really enjoy their careers. They get to move around a LOT, too, which i find appealing.

Yeah, little Dleg was on Anbesol several times last night. Now he's on the antibiotics and ibuprofen, but it's pretty funny to see him denying the pain - pain means a trip to the dentist, so he's vehement in his "it's not hurt!!!" statements (now that he is awake).

 

[TouchDown]

Dleg - hope things improve with your son's tooth. How horrible, you don't want him to be in pain, but I can sympathize with difficulty in treatment and other issues. Hope things improve for his sake, hate to hear the little guy is in pain.

 

[rudy]

federal POSITION^^^^^ !!! No way in hell would I work at a prison. I'm looking at jobs with the Indian Health Service, trying to become a commissioned US Public Health Service Officer. I know a few of those guys out here, and they are engineering studs and seem to really enjoy their careers. They get to move around a LOT, too, which i find appealing.

Yeah, little Dleg was on Anbesol several times last night. Now he's on the antibiotics and ibuprofen, but it's pretty funny to see him denying the pain - pain means a trip to the dentist, so he's vehement in his "it's not hurt!!!" statements (now that he is awake).

Ohhh.... so sorry... how funny. My Evelyn Woods speed reading backfired. I was going to say, "prison... what a waste of great engineering talent." then, i thought "maybe new prisons need some sort of permit expertise. who knows?"

hope all goes well with the interview and little dleg.

 

[maryannette]

Mom's getting out of the hospital today, two days earlier than expected.

Very glad, Capt. Hope she continues to improve.

 

[maryannette]

The poor little guy had finally resigned himself to it, and told the dentist "OK I'm ready to sleep" (referring to the nitrous - which doesn't actually make him sleep, and has not been enough in the past), but the dentist wasn't ready for him. So he just gave us antibiotics and told us he hoped that would kill the infection and make the pain go away, and we would try again later.
But on the positive side, I got an e-mail from an interviewer today, and it's looking pretty good for me with a federal position in Arizona.

Good luck with the tooth situation and with the job situation.

 

[maryannette]

Now that I've had a cheddar Bo biscuit and my first cup of coffee, I think it's going to be a good day.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Thanks for all the well wishes!

Dleg, hope the tooth situation works out. That ain't fun.

I taught drafting in a prison for a couple of years. It was OK, but beginning to get a little boring.

 

[Supe]

Good luck on both counts, Dleg!

Morning is off to a good start. REALLY cute girl who I always manage to walk in with at the same time (well, usually I trail behind a bit so I can stare at her butt), introduced herself to me on the way in today.

Only problem is that I can't remember her name. I think its Sharon or Sheryl.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

We flunked the Canine Good Citizen test last night. That's a bummer but oh well. The thing that pissed me off is that we were told one thing during the training classes about treats and rewards during the test, then something different by the evaluator at test time.

It's like walking into the PE and they tell you that you can't use the calculator you brought, despite what ELSES told you.

 

[Chucktown PE]

So sorry Dleg. Poor little Dleg. Hope he feels better soon. How about some Anbesol? If it's swollen, how about some warm cloths to reduce the swelling. I feel so bad for him.
Federal prison in Arizona? really? Hope all turns out well.

Watch out for the corn hole Dleg.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

In these conjugal visits, you can have *** with women??

 

[Capt Worley PE]

We flunked the Canine Good Citizen test last night.

Rupert's a bad mofo!

 

[Supe]

In these conjugal visits, you can have *** with women??

I am loving the barrage of Office Space quotes as of late.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

In these conjugal visits, you can have *** with women??

I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

 

[Supe]

I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

I'm not sure you understand how these conjugal visits work.

On a slightly sad, more serious note, I was actually browsing prison inmate dating websites, and seriously considered replying to a few female inmates at some of the prisons here in TX.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I'm not sure you understand how these conjugal visits work.

On a slightly sad, more serious note, I was actually browsing prison inmate dating websites, and seriously considered replying to a few female inmates at some of the prisons here in TX.

Ha. That's awesome. Did you ever see the Seinfeld where George had a girlfriend that was in prison? To me that's a win-win. You get the conjugal visits, you can't buy her presents because I'm sure they don't allow that kind of stuff in prison, and if she starts getting to clingy you can stop going to see her because it isn't like she's coming to see you. The only problem I see is that if she's been convicted of a violent crime you better watch your back Jack. Hell hath no fury like a woman convict out on parole scorn.

 

[Supe]

Ha. That's awesome. Did you ever see the Seinfeld where George had a girlfriend that was in prison? To me that's a win-win. You get the conjugal visits, you can't buy her presents because I'm sure they don't allow that kind of stuff in prison, and if she starts getting to clingy you can stop going to see her because it isn't like she's coming to see you. The only problem I see is that if she's been convicted of a violent crime you better watch your back Jack. Hell hath no fury like a woman convict out on parole scorn.

That was the nice thing. Most of the sites let them list their release/parole dates. You bet your *** I'd use a fake name. Thankfully, none of the cute ones had murder charges. Mostly assault, theft, or forgery/money laundering.

 

[Chucktown PE]

That was the nice thing. Most of the sites let them list their release/parole dates. You bet your *** I'd use a fake name. Thankfully, none of the cute ones had murder charges. Mostly assault, theft, or forgery/money laundering.

I think I'd go with the forgery/money laundering chicks. Assault and you know she's got a temper, so don't piss her off, lest she stab you or something. Theft and you'll always be looking out for your stuff and suspecting her of stealing. But forgery/money laundering, those chicks already have money so they can even pay for dinner with fake credit cards.

 

[roadwreck]

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Rupert's a bad mofo!

88 lbs of laying on his back and submitting most of the time. A sheer terror.

That was the nice thing. Most of the sites let them list their release/parole dates. You bet your *** I'd use a fake name. Thankfully, none of the cute ones had murder charges. Mostly assault, theft, or forgery/money laundering.

Assault as in drunken bar fight or assault as in beat someone with a lead pipe and left them in a coma?

I'm with Chuck, I'd go with laundering girl as well. What's the worst that happens? You spend a Saturday night together driving a stolen vehicle with $100,000 in international drug money in the trunk and drop it off at an undisclosed location.

More fun than a movie!