Fundraisers

[Master slacker]

Any donations towards The Captain's Proofreading Fund will go to the Church Jailbait Bikini Carwash next spring.

to buy more bikinis or to recruit new personnel from the schools?

If we're out of bikinis, the rest must do without. No "ifs", "ands", or "bu..."... wait... just butts.

Gnome sane?

:lmao: