FBI Job interview

[Supe]

Ha!

 

[Master slacker]

i have a funny one that would offend *almost* everyone, but I'll reserve that and make y'all wish I'd never mentioned it because I'm not going to post it.

 

[DVINNY]

come on man... PM it to me, you can't leave me hangin like that.

 

[Master slacker]

Ok, joke has been PM'd to DV. I'll let him, as the Admin, determine whether or not it is suitable for posting.

 

[Supe]

If he says no, send 'er this way!

 

[Master slacker]

What say ye, DV?

:thumbs: or :tribe: ???

 

[DVINNY]

ohhhhh, it's wrong, so wrong.

 

[FusionWhite]

POST IT DAMNIT!

 

[Dexman PE]

ohhhhh, it's wrong, so wrong.

Its at least worth a pm to a few of us though.

 

[MA_PE]

add me to the mass mailing!

 

[Ble_PE]

Me too!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Pick me!

 

[BUTTHEAD]

uhhhh... hehehehehehehehehe

I PM'd him, and he responded with it. (Don't ban me) uhhhhhhh..... hehehehehehehehehehehehe

How Moses got the 10 commandments
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will

make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So he went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then he went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then he went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, he went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

 

[BEAVIS]

hehehehehehehehe....

FIRE FIRE FIRE

 

[Master slacker]

ohhhhh, it's wrong, so wrong.

Talk about a vague response!

Then again, I'm probably making this joke sound a whole lot better than it really is. Nevermind I said anything.

edit: Damn! My information withholding was spoiled by Butthead.

edit edit: Ah ha! I now know who Butthead is... and it's not Colonel Mustard in the living room with the candlestick!

 

[PEsoon2B]

uhhhh... hehehehehehehehehe
I PM'd him, and he responded with it. (Don't ban me) uhhhhhhh..... hehehehehehehehehehehehe

How Moses got the 10 commandments
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will

make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So he went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then he went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then he went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, he went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

I don't care who you are....... that's funny right there.

 

[Master slacker]

After my "Jesus in toast" picture post, I figure I'd rather let the Admin determine whether it was kosher (pun) enough to post.

 

[Dexman PE]

ohhhhh, it's wrong, so wrong.

Talk about a vague response!

Then again, I'm probably making this joke sound a whole lot better than it really is. Nevermind I said anything.

edit: Damn! My information withholding was spoiled by Butthead.

edit edit: Ah ha! I now know who Butthead is... and it's not Colonel Mustard in the living room with the candlestick!

but what if DV actually PM'ed one of the half dozen of us wuo asked for it?

 

[Supe]

Pfft, I've heard more offensive jokes than that from my 12 year old nephew.

 

[snickerd3]

i'm not jewish but I resemble that remark