EB Mafia

[Roarbark]

It came over the intercom that everyone needed to make their way to the on-site medical bay. No one was very excited about it because it meant leaving the office unit and trudging through the cold across campus to get there. The upside was that they could all stop worrying about who had the 'Rona and get back to the normal office drama of who kept stealing peoples lunches from the community fridge.

 @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @fowlerand @ChebyshevII PE were seated closest to the exit so it was no surprise that they made it to the turnstile leaving the building first. None of them were interested in being the first in line for the vaccine so by the time the rest of their office mates had made it to the exit they we're still there trying to decide. Roarbark and Chebyshevll not so silently made a pact that either Fowler or Dothracki should go first and stepped back to let them figure it out.

After you said Dothracki. Age before beauty said Fowler. No its quite all right, you go ahead said Dothracki.

Someone sneezed and the room went eerily silent. Panicked eyes started to dart around the room to identify who sneezed. Jan's cousin had Covid so everyone was hoping it wasn't her. Jacob had been to the zoo lately and it just came out that the tigers had tested positive. The crowd started to surge before anyone realized it. 

No one noticed who was closest to the turnstile when the crowd stopped caring who went first and started pushing through the gate to get away from the source of the sneeze. @fowler's body was pushed through the turnstile first but something must have snagged because parts of their hair and flesh was found wrapped around the horizontal bars that made up the security exit. They rest of them had been trampled to a slick pulp that resembled some sort of crass between guacamole and shepherds pie as it was tracked towards the med bay.

@fowler was a regular office employee and it was later identified through an office email that their remains did not test positive for the virus (Townie).

Someone's been reading too many JK gore novels. 

 

[Tiger15]

It came over the intercom that everyone needed to make their way to the on-site medical bay. No one was very excited about it because it meant leaving the office unit and trudging through the cold across campus to get there. The upside was that they could all stop worrying about who had the 'Rona and get back to the normal office drama of who kept stealing peoples lunches from the community fridge.

 @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @fowlerand @ChebyshevII PE were seated closest to the exit so it was no surprise that they made it to the turnstile leaving the building first. None of them were interested in being the first in line for the vaccine so by the time the rest of their office mates had made it to the exit they we're still there trying to decide. Roarbark and Chebyshevll not so silently made a pact that either Fowler or Dothracki should go first and stepped back to let them figure it out.

After you said Dothracki. Age before beauty said Fowler. No its quite all right, you go ahead said Dothracki.

Someone sneezed and the room went eerily silent. Panicked eyes started to dart around the room to identify who sneezed. Jan's cousin had Covid so everyone was hoping it wasn't her. Jacob had been to the zoo lately and it just came out that the tigers had tested positive. The crowd started to surge before anyone realized it. 

No one noticed who was closest to the turnstile when the crowd stopped caring who went first and started pushing through the gate to get away from the source of the sneeze. @fowler's body was pushed through the turnstile first but something must have snagged because parts of their hair and flesh was found wrapped around the horizontal bars that made up the security exit. They rest of them had been trampled to a slick pulp that resembled some sort of crass between guacamole and shepherds pie as it was tracked towards the med bay.

@fowler was a regular office employee and it was later identified through an office email that their remains did not test positive for the virus (Townie).

That was a nice surprise with the story. Sucks that we lost a townie. 

 

[Eye Hate Landscaping PE]

That was a nice surprise with the story. Sucks that we lost a townie. 

Said the mafia boss

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Said the mafia boss

No...that would be me. See my title?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

well now we can see @fowler's dogs again.

so sorry new friend 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

@SaltySteve i retain my vote for @Roarbark since they caused the doom to @fowler

I WILL AVENGE THEE NEW DOG FRIEND!

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

triple!

 

[SaltySteve PE]

As they made their way towards the med bay, the slight drizzle had turned to a very wet sleet that clung to each of them chilling everyone that much more. @tj_PE was glad to have their yeti mug. It had a little something extra in it this morning that made her not care about the cold as much. She smiled to herself thinking that it was the little things in life that keep her going through the pandemic. As she took a deep sip something solid slipped from the mouth of the rambler and into her mouth. It reminded her of a noodle from chicken noodle soup but that wasn't quit it. She immediately stopped and opened her cup to find a small golf ball sized octopus adorned with iridescent blue rings hiding out in her cup.

By that time the tetrodotoxin had already started to work its magic. First the venom started by blocking the nerve signals throughout her body causing muscle numbness and her vision had started to blur. People started to gather around her as her muscles stopped responding and she staggered and ultimately fell to the ground. The look of pain in her face was unnatural as she realized that it wasn't just her legs that she had lost control of. she felt her lungs slowing as those muscles began to succumb to the paralysis. 

In her pocket there was a note that read "Only god can judge me now. There's not enough vaccines for all of us. Fend for yourselves"

@tj_PE was killed by the mafia

 

[SaltySteve PE]

 


 


12/16


12/15


Vote Count


Player


Votes For


Votes For


0


tj_PE


x


harshaPEAZ


0


rebecca1


 


 


1


DuranDuran


 


EyehatethePEexam


0


vhab49_PE


 


JayKay PE


0


jean15paul_PE


 


Dothracki


0


NikR_PE


 


RoarBark


0


chart94


 


Dothracki


0


squaretaper LIT AF PE


 


fowler


0


JayKay PE


 


ChebyshevII PE


0


RBHeadge PE


 


 


0


LyceeFruit PE


RoarBark


RoarBark


0


txjennah PE


 


 


1


Roarbark


 


fowler


0


Dothracki


 


ChebyshevII PE


0


EyehatethePEexam


 


ChebyshevII PE


0


fowler


x


LyceeFruit PE


0


ChebyshevII PE


 


Dothracki


0


CUniverse


DuranDuran


 


0


MadamPirate PE


 


 


0


harshaPEAZ


 


Roarbark


0


TrickShotG


 


fowler

 

[beccabun PE]

@SaltySteve, just to clarify, today is the day where if someone doesn't vote, it counts as a vote for themselves, right? 

 

[tj_PE]

Rude. 

 

[JayKay PE]

@SaltySteve, would it be possible to have an "@" list of everyone who is still surviving at each of the kills?

Tbh, I tend to forget to check this thread unless I'm thrown an '@' since I'm popping between this and work.

 

[TrickShotG]

@SaltySteve, I vote for @CUniverse

 

[CUniverse]

Nvm I already voted today lul 

 

[JayKay PE]

Nvm I already voted today lul 

You....you can change your vote.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

@SaltySteve, just to clarify, today is the day where if someone doesn't vote, it counts as a vote for themselves, right? 

That is correct.

@SaltySteve, would it be possible to have an "@" list of everyone who is still surviving at each of the kills?

Tbh, I tend to forget to check this thread unless I'm thrown an '@' since I'm popping between this and work.

I can manage that.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

@SaltySteve I vote for @Roarbark

 

[Tiger15]

As they made their way towards the med bay, the slight drizzle had turned to a very wet sleet that clung to each of them chilling everyone that much more. @tj_PE was glad to have their yeti mug. It had a little something extra in it this morning that made her not care about the cold as much. She smiled to herself thinking that it was the little things in life that keep her going through the pandemic. As she took a deep sip something solid slipped from the mouth of the rambler and into her mouth. It reminded her of a noodle from chicken noodle soup but that wasn't quit it. She immediately stopped and opened her cup to find a small golf ball sized octopus adorned with iridescent blue rings hiding out in her cup.

By that time the tetrodotoxin had already started to work its magic. First the venom started by blocking the nerve signals throughout her body causing muscle numbness and her vision had started to blur. People started to gather around her as her muscles stopped responding and she staggered and ultimately fell to the ground. The look of pain in her face was unnatural as she realized that it wasn't just her legs that she had lost control of. she felt her lungs slowing as those muscles began to succumb to the paralysis. 

In her pocket there was a note that read "Only god can judge me now. There's not enough vaccines for all of us. Fend for yourselves"

@tj_PE was killed by the mafia

I didn't know octopodes are venomous. I have been both informed and entertained.  

Sad for @tj_PE though.  

 

[SaltySteve PE]

 


 


12/16


12/15


Vote Count


Player


Votes For


Votes For


0


tj_PE


x


harshaPEAZ


0


@rebecca1


 


 


1


@DuranDuran


 


EyehatethePEexam


0


@vhab49_PE


 


JayKay PE


0


@jean15paul_PE


 


Dothracki


0


@NikR_PE


 


RoarBark


0


@chart94


 


Dothracki


0


@squaretaper LIT AF PE


 


fowler


0


@JayKay PE


 


ChebyshevII PE


0


@RBHeadge PE



RoarBark



 


0


@LyceeFruit PE


RoarBark


RoarBark


0


@txjennah PE


 


 


1


@Roarbark


 


fowler


0


@Dothracki


 


ChebyshevII PE


0


@EyehatethePEexam


 


ChebyshevII PE


0


fowler


x


LyceeFruit PE


0


@ChebyshevII PE


 


Dothracki


1


@CUniverse


DuranDuran


 


0


@MadamPirate PE


 


 


0


@harshaPEAZ


 


Roarbark


0


@TrickShotG


CUniverse


fowler

 

[DLD PE]

@SaltySteve, I vote for @CUniverse

@SaltySteve I also vote for @CUniverse.  Maybe TrickshotG knows something?  Also voting in retaliation and also don't know what the inside joke is.