(this was written betterish before but i got work to do!)
@JayKay PE looks around to do a headcount and isn't coming up with the same number as she thought she needed. Sighing in annoyance as she was very much looking forward to hitting up the pastry shop
Caffi Nieli for some delightful treats and she's about to get hangry. She pulls her clipboard that is attached to her lisa frank lanyard and starts reading off names. Some people try to come up with clever responses when their name is called. Others just nod their head like that's ******* helpful.
There's no answer for
@jean15paul_PE. Everyone spreads out, calling out his name. Someone notices one of the parachutes looks suspiciously to be in the shape of a body, and it's moving. They go to investigate, cutting the ropes that have been knotted around the object with their TSA-missed multitool.
@jean15paul_PE lets out a weird noise that noone knows if it's a growl, a scream or a yelp, and gasps for air. He was saved by the doctor. Noone died last night.