EB Mafia

[RBHeadge PE]

 

[MadamPirate PE]

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[MadamPirate PE]

@tj_PE decided her house needed new furniture, and an brand new IKEA just opened in the next town over. She called all her best friends to meet her at IKEA, so they could help her pick out new furniture! 

First stop: Living Rooms! TJ definitely needed a new couch, and at least one recliner. The group fanned out, looking at fabric samples, ottomans, and throw pillows. A dust-up occurred between @RBHeadge PE and @DuranDuran, over who got to sit in the MUREN recliner. @RBHeadge PE got his butt in the seat first, and @DuranDuranshoved mightily but was unable to dislodge the fishy tush. Once @DuranDuran released the chair, it snapped forward, crushing @RBHeadge PE to death. A badge tumbled out of the greasy remains, with a small blood spatter. 

Oops!

@RBHeadge PE was lynched by the town, and was sadly not mafia - he was the cop. *whompwhomp*

Remaining players: @ChebyshevII PE @jean15paul_PE @ryankon518 @txjennah PE @JayKay PE @Audi driver, P.E. @chart94 @Roarbark @DuranDuran @vhab49_PE

(As a side note, all killings in flavor text do NOT denote any roles!)

 

[Roarbark]

Ugh. I was gonna ask, but assumed it meant he was normal town. Dammit people.  (Pre edit, it just said he was "not mafia")

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Ugh. I was gonna ask, but assumed it meant he was normal town. Dammit people.  (Pre edit, it just said he was "not mafia")

I forgot, because the maf got them last round and it had been a while since I modded before that. I'm a jerk.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

*whompwhomp*

DANGIT

sorry, @RBHeadge PE. Please don’t arrest me.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

@RBHeadge PE was lynched by the town, and was sadly not mafia - he was the cop. *whompwhomp*

My first reads:

Townie+++

• @tj_PE

Townie++

• @DuranDuran
  
• @txjennah PE
  
• @Roarbark
  

Townie+

• @Audi driver, P.E.
  

neutral

• @jean15paul_PE
  
• @JayKay PE
  
• @chart94
  
• @vhab49_PE
  

mafia+

• @ChebyshevII PE
  

mafia++

•  
  

mafia+++

• @ryankon518
  

Other notes:

Players claiming townie without prompt: vhab, txjen

Players claiming townie with prompt: ryan, cheb, chart, jean, rbheadge

Players making no claims of alignment: roar, duran, jk

players named audi: audi

 

[Roarbark]

[stuff]

Thank you for including a will.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

players named audi: audi

This is my favorite part. 

 

[Dothracki PE]

I had to at least take a swing at the pitch. I hope I will be able to help figure out the real mafia. I wish I knew you were the cop or I would haven taken one for the town.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Thank you for including a will.

I was losing the vote at the time I wrote it. I almost titled it "The Last Will and Testament of @RBHeadge PE"

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Tune in tomorrow morning for the next edition of @tj_PE's IKEA trip!

 

[Roarbark]

This is my favorite part. 

I missed that part! Good reading skills! 

 

[JayKay PE]

Fuck. This is what happens when I exercise and then need to buy food. 

@MadamPirate PE, is @tj_PE buying new furniture because I’m moving in finally to be her financial partner?!?!?

 

[JayKay PE]

Oh yeah, Mafia! Hello everyone!

I resent that you have time to come claim to not be mafia every game, but not actually play . I hope you have more time soon.

I wonder what @JayKay PE and @Audi driver, P.E. Playing at the same time does for game theory/victory odds of the different factions. Ya know, since they're mortal enemies.

False. Me and Audi are biffles. And might be he same person. Was that ever hashed our last time they played?!?!? 

 

[RBHeadge PE]

@tj_PE decided her house needed new furniture, and an brand new IKEA just opened in the next town over. She called all her best friends to meet her at IKEA, so they could help her pick out new furniture! 

First stop: Living Rooms! TJ definitely needed a new couch, and at least one recliner. The group fanned out, looking at fabric samples, ottomans, and throw pillows. A dust-up occurred between @RBHeadge PE and @DuranDuran, over who got to sit in the MUREN recliner.

Good choice, this resonates with me. Earlier this month Mrs. Headge and I bought a new home. We settle in mid-August. It's a significant upgrade, so we've been doing a furniture shopping over the weekends. Oh a packing, lots and lots of packing on the nights and weekends.

 

[Roarbark]

False. Me and Audi are biffles. And might be he same person. Was that ever hashed our last time they played?!?!? 

Does that make you han solo?

 

[Dothracki PE]

Good choice, this resonates with me. Earlier this month Mrs. Headge and I bought a new home. We settle in mid-August. It's a significant upgrade, so we've been doing a furniture shopping over the weekends. Oh a packing, lots and lots of packing on the nights and weekends.

Mazel tov! My wife and I are looking for a house at the end of the year. A good moving company is worth the investment if you can't coerce your friends and family into helping. 

 

[txjennah PE]

PEOPLE. WHY DID WE VOTE OUT RB

The +++ sign was a big clue to me that he was a cop, and he never votes on the first day unless he has good intel. Side eyeing everyone who voted out RB as potential mafia I SAID IT 

 

[txjennah PE]

Obvs @ryankon518 is maf