Itβs a cool August evening in Downeast Maine. The chill air has led most of the tourists to retreat in their AirBNBs. But still, thereβs a good size group wandering the carriage roads in Acadia National Park.
@blybrook PE is riding around on their e-bike with a dead battery as they forgot to fully charge it before departing to meet the group. Itβs alright as the group is moving slowly to accomodate
@MEtoEE (who biffed it on Beehive Trail earlier that morning & has a nasty gash on their shin). Even though it is against park rules,
@SaltySteve &
@JayKay PEΒ have brought fireworks to set off when they reach an inlet much to the dismay of the rest of the group - particularly
@MEtoEE who wonβt be able to get away from the park rangers.
@SaltySteve,
@Roarbark, &
@JayKay PEΒ Β set up the firework display on a cleared out part of the shore. The beavers cleared out that area for their dams earlier this year. However, since itβs dark, the group doesnβt realize that theyβve set up right near a beaverβs home.
@Roarbark starts lighting off the fireworks because they have been full of terrible decisions this trip, so why stop now? All of a sudden, the group hears a slapping sound.
@MEtoEE βWhat is that?β
@blybrook PE being a bear of course, is familiar with the sound βItβs a beaverβs tail hitting the ground. Weβre apparently near one of their homesβ
@vhab49_PE starts backing away as they are uncomfortable with beavers, their feet are freaky.
@Roarbark is nonplussed and continues to light **** on fire. Suddenly, one of the fireworks is THWACKED by a beaverβs tail just as
@Roarbark catches the charge on fire. And since the crew drove through NH, they were able to get the good fireworks. Which isnβt doing anything good for
@vhab49_PE right now since the beaverβs tail sent the lit firework directly at their face. It explodes in their face, blinding them and melting off their skin. Because
@vhab49_PE is panicking, they are running & flailing about.
@vhab49_PEΒ trips over a rock and rolls into ocean, drowning.
@vhab49_PE was lynched by the mafia.
Remaining players:
@MEtoEEΒ
@SaltySteveΒ
@JayKay PEΒ
@chart94Β
@txjennah PEΒ
@Audi driver, P.E.Β
@jean15paul_PE