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[JayKay PE]

You obviously havent been to the chicago part of lake michigan... no telling what bodies etc are in there...

I refuse to go to Chicago on account of the *shudder* pizza.

Dead bodies are totes cool.  Except when they get bloated.  And you poke them with a stick.  And accidentally make a hole in the dermis.  And then the smell makes you throw up.  Which doesn't add to the atmosphere in general.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I don't know about large water body but we do have a large amount of bodies in the water.

They probably ended up there after playing Mafia.

 

[Tiger15]

I refuse to go to Chicago on account of the *shudder* pizza.

Dead bodies are totes cool.  Except when they get bloated.  And you poke them with a stick.  And accidentally make a hole in the dermis.  And then the smell makes you throw up.  Which doesn't add to the atmosphere in general.

Sounds like @JayKay PE is warming up for some mod exposition.

 

[Booo]

I refuse to go to Chicago on account of the *shudder* pizza

Then you are missing out..... on having clogged arteries.

 

[tj_PE]

False.  Lakes do not count as 'large bodies of water'.  I want to fear sharks and other deep sea creatures in the water I swim in, not just large tourists who are in severe need of a tan.

when you cant see to the other side I think they count!

 

[tj_PE]

also, hi guys.

 

[tj_PE]

AND GALS

 

[tj_PE]

AND EVERYONE

 

[aog]

when you cant see to the other side I think they count!

When the wind can kick up 20' waves I think they count!

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

AND EVERYONE

Thanks for finally including me.

 

[JayKay PE]

When the wind can kick up 20' waves I think they count!

If the waves don't have sharks/don't have the potential to turn into a sharknado, are they really that dangerous?

 

[aog]

If the waves don't have sharks/don't have the potential to turn into a sharknado, are they really that dangerous?

There is one reported shark attack in Lake Michigan:

http://www.sharkattackdata.com/gsaf/attack/united_states_of_america/illinois/1955.00.00.c

and here is the NPR article which says it's theoretically possible:

https://www.wglt.org/post/getting-bottom-lake-michigans-legendary-shark-attack#stream/0

but highly unlikely 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Loch Ness must mean nothing to you.

Don't forget Champie! 

 

[tj_PE]

There is one reported shark attack in Lake Michigan:

http://www.sharkattackdata.com/gsaf/attack/united_states_of_america/illinois/1955.00.00.c

and here is the NPR article which says it's theoretically possible:

https://www.wglt.org/post/getting-bottom-lake-michigans-legendary-shark-attack#stream/0

but highly unlikely 

v. suspicious with your small text there

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Don't forget Champie! 

Who dat?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Who dat?

Champie lives in Lake Champlain in VT! 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

If the waves don't have sharks/don't have the potential to turn into a sharknado, are they really that dangerous?

@squaretaper LIT AF PE

 

[Tiger15]

There is one reported shark attack in Lake Michigan:

http://www.sharkattackdata.com/gsaf/attack/united_states_of_america/illinois/1955.00.00.c

and here is the NPR article which says it's theoretically possible:

https://www.wglt.org/post/getting-bottom-lake-michigans-legendary-shark-attack#stream/0

but highly unlikely 

This sent me down an hour long rabbit hole #internet

 

[chart94 PE]

SIMPLY

 

[JayKay PE]

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