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[JayKay PE]

And then there is me, in the sad, sad heartland.  Hahahahaha.

*has recently moved to I guess what would be a heartland state?*

There is no water here.  I long for the sounds of the shore, scraping at the sand and moving things to the between.  My heart lives far from here.  I am surrounded by corn.

For a second I thought you meant Albert/Canada, where the Heartland series was located.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet...

It'll happen eventually. I'm chasing Carmen San Diego for the next few months, so I'm bound to run into someone or something eventually. 

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

*has recently moved to I guess what would be a heartland state?*

There is no water here.  I long for the sounds of the shore, scraping at the sand and moving things to the between.  My heart lives far from here.  I am surrounded by corn.

For a second I thought you meant Albert/Canada, where the Heartland series was located.

Nope, just Iowa/Illinois.  I do have water here.  Soon to potentially be lots of water here. Yay spring flooding!

 

[Tiger15]

...

There is no water here.  I long for the sounds of the shore, scraping at the sand and moving things to the between. ...

Man, it's been too long since I've gone fishing.

 

[DLD PE]

I'm starting a new job this week.  Recovering from flu, now my wife and son have it, and now trying to stay on top of my class while dealing with phone issues.

But, as always, I'm in 

 

[chart94 PE]

*has recently moved to I guess what would be a heartland state?*

There is no water here.  I long for the sounds of the shore, scraping at the sand and moving things to the between.  My heart lives far from here.  I am surrounded by corn.

For a second I thought you meant Albert/Canada, where the Heartland series was located.

Hey now, the midwest has lakes....

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Hey now, the midwest has lakes....

I hear that the ones in Michigan are pretty “great.” I’ve even heard that one of them is “superior.”

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

I hear that the ones in Michigan are pretty “great.” I’ve even heard that one of them is “superior.”

Nice one.

 

[aog]

I hear that the ones in Michigan are pretty “great.” I’ve even heard that one of them is “superior.”

I was thinking the same thing.  How eerie.

 

[JayKay PE]

I hear that the ones in Michigan are pretty “great.” I’ve even heard that one of them is “superior.”

I was thinking the same thing.  How eerie.

These are bad and you should both feel bad.

 

[JayKay PE]

Hey now, the midwest has lakes....

False.  Lakes do not count as 'large bodies of water'.  I want to fear sharks and other deep sea creatures in the water I swim in, not just large tourists who are in severe need of a tan.

 

[JayKay PE]

TRRRRRRRIPLE POST

 

[Tiger15]

I hear that the ones in Michigan are pretty “great.” I’ve even heard that one of them is “superior.”

I was thinking the same thing.  How eerie.

Just make sure to avoid any Huron (urine) in the water

 

[aog]

These are bad and you should both feel bad.

I feel ... sheepish

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I feel ... sheepish

I have no shame.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

False.  Lakes do not count as 'large bodies of water'.  I want to fear sharks and other deep sea creatures in the water I swim in, not just large tourists who are in severe need of a tan.

Loch Ness must mean nothing to you.

 

[JayKay PE]

Loch Ness must mean nothing to you.

I feel if you go swimming in Loch Ness you have different things to worry about: Specifically, how fucking cold it probably is, and the numerous tourists taking pictures of your hump thinking you're Nessie.

 

[aog]

Lake Michigan has riptides and sometimes even dead bodies.

 

[chart94 PE]

False.  Lakes do not count as 'large bodies of water'.  I want to fear sharks and other deep sea creatures in the water I swim in, not just large tourists who are in severe need of a tan.

You obviously havent been to the chicago part of lake michigan... no telling what bodies etc are in there...

 

[Booo]

You obviously havent been to the chicago part of lake michigan... no telling what bodies etc are in there...

I don't know about large water body but we do have a large amount of bodies in the water.