EB Mafia

[tj_PE]

Lmfao what in the even heck?! I was rbs lover and now I have the hots for bear! 

 

[JayKay PE]

Lmfao what in the even heck?! I was rbs lover and now I have the hots for bear! 

Soap opera romances are very convoluted. Your heart is super fickle, but your passion is as hot as the oven you use to cook amazing dishes!!!

 

[MadamPirate PE]

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Now I know why I was deded so early...

i mean

 

[Roarbark]

Nice, folks. We have some semblance of a voting record, and 2 mafia dead. 

 

[Dothracki PE]

Dressed in a three-piece, dark navy suit, the bear didn’t seem out of place in the high-class restaurant

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

 

[JayKay PE]

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

YOU WEREN'T HERE IN THE ROUND WHERE @Roarbark DID THE BORK BORK BORK.  Ah, such joy.  Made me so happy.

As for you guys getting the mafia...Getting them all is usually the hard part.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

Some players are investigated early and often, have well known priors, or are often nightkilled early. If the RNG gives them roles then the round can accelerate or slow as applicable.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Some players are investigated early and often, have well known priors, or are often nightkilled early. If the RNG gives them roles then the round can accelerate or slow as applicable.

RNG?

 

[Dothracki PE]

RNG?

Random name/number generator; not to be confused with FNG.

 

[DLD PE]

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

Luck also plays a role.

Getting Cheby on day 1 was pure dumb luck.  I really wasn't going to vote after our son pulled my own name out of the box, but I was having so much fun with it so I let him pull out another name.  It just happened to be Cheby and as luck would have it he lost the RPS.  

 

[MadamPirate PE]

RNG?

Random name/number generator; not to be confused with FNG.

Also not to be confused with RNJ (Random Number Jesus)

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

@Road Guy broke the icons again... i had them this morning... lol

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

@JayKay PE i vote for @jean15paul_PE, he hasn't posted enough Walter pics. 

 

[JayKay PE]

Sorry for the late update.  This government employee actually doing work, whaaaaaaat?

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The beeping in the emergency room seemed to be getting louder and louder as the time went on.

"Doctor, are you sure there is nothing you can do for him?" asked @LyceeFruit PE tearfully from the visitor's chair.  Their handkerchief was soaked, makeup looking completely untouched, and the air around them seemed to have some sort of Vaseline smear.  In fact, only @LyceeFruit PE, the doctor (a bear with literally a stethoscope hanging around its neck), and the comatose patient @DuranDuran were in focus if you had looked through the viewing window.

The bear snuffed at a nearby cotton ball before swallowing it in one bite. 

@LyceeFruit PE burst into hysterics and threw themselves on @DuranDuran's prone body, causing them to begin convulsing.

The beeping became faster and faster before abruptly stopping-What, no!  Could it be!  Was our lead player finally succumbing to the lifelong disease they had their whole life?

@LyceeFruit PE sat back, eyes dry, and a cruel smirk lit up their features in a different manner.  "Finally things are going according to plan," they said, purse opening so they could pull open a powder compact and touch up their face.  "Everyone said I shouldn't have hired you, Dr. @blybrook PE, that you were washed up and would never be able to cure my husband.  Little did they know, that was the point."

They snapped the compact closed, face restored to the beauty they were known for.  "Now I can finally run off with @jean15paul_PE who has two first names, which makes them obviously better, and use all the embezzled funds that @DuranDuran accumulated as an international man of mystery to start my alpaca farm."  @LyceeFruit PE stood, began preparing themselves for their second performance for the nurses outside (who obviously didn't come into the room because there was a bear?), only to pause-

Was that...was that the heart monitor starting up again?

They spun in disbelief, finding that Dr. @blybrook PE had performed an emergency tracheotomy on @DuranDuran's non-responsive body, removed the piece of tortellini that had been causing their reoccurring illness, and had already neatly stitched everything back together!  AND WITH NO BLOOD.  Amazing how they did all of that so quickly!

The bear turned and blinked at @LyceeFruit PE, "Не недооценивай меня" the bear grumbled, and they didn't know if they were more surprised by a bear speaking or the fact that it had wrapped up the season finale so perfectly.

We'll find out on tomorrow's episode of "Dr. Bear: Road to Redemption".

@DuranDuran was saved by the doctor last night.

The remaining players are:

@DuranDuran, @txjennah PE, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @jean15paul_PE, @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @tj_PE, @LyceeFruit PE, @NikR_PE, @Road Guy, and @Audi driver, P.E.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

WTH? Am I the doctor or not?

 

[tj_PE]

i can't say my fondness for bear is dwindling, that's for sure.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Legit thought I was going to be the one who died at the beginning 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I love that the bear continues on and on 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Also happy for a doctor drama to appear in this series