LyceeFruit PE
Woodchipped Voice of Reason
- Joined
- May 25, 2018
- Messages
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also unrelated note... i've decided my next training session is going to be on CT circuits -____-
Well, if you are, a genuine heartfelt THANK YOU!WTH? Am I the doctor or not?
Yay for the doctor save.Sorry for the late update. This government employee actually doing work, whaaaaaaat?
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The beeping in the emergency room seemed to be getting louder and louder as the time went on.
"Doctor, are you sure there is nothing you can do for him?" asked @LyceeFruit PE tearfully from the visitor's chair. Their handkerchief was soaked, makeup looking completely untouched, and the air around them seemed to have some sort of Vaseline smear. In fact, only @LyceeFruit PE, the doctor (a bear with literally a stethoscope hanging around its neck), and the comatose patient @DuranDuran were in focus if you had looked through the viewing window.
The bear snuffed at a nearby cotton ball before swallowing it in one bite.
@LyceeFruit PE burst into hysterics and threw themselves on @DuranDuran's prone body, causing them to begin convulsing.
The beeping became faster and faster before abruptly stopping-What, no! Could it be! Was our lead player finally succumbing to the lifelong disease they had their whole life?
@LyceeFruit PE sat back, eyes dry, and a cruel smirk lit up their features in a different manner. "Finally things are going according to plan," they said, purse opening so they could pull open a powder compact and touch up their face. "Everyone said I shouldn't have hired you, Dr. @blybrook PE, that you were washed up and would never be able to cure my husband. Little did they know, that was the point."
They snapped the compact closed, face restored to the beauty they were known for. "Now I can finally run off with @jean15paul_PE who has two first names, which makes them obviously better, and use all the embezzled funds that @DuranDuran accumulated as an international man of mystery to start my alpaca farm." @LyceeFruit PE stood, began preparing themselves for their second performance for the nurses outside (who obviously didn't come into the room because there was a bear?), only to pause-
Was that...was that the heart monitor starting up again?
They spun in disbelief, finding that Dr. @blybrook PE had performed an emergency tracheotomy on @DuranDuran's non-responsive body, removed the piece of tortellini that had been causing their reoccurring illness, and had already neatly stitched everything back together! AND WITH NO BLOOD. Amazing how they did all of that so quickly!
The bear turned and blinked at @LyceeFruit PE, "Не недооценивай меня" the bear grumbled, and they didn't know if they were more surprised by a bear speaking or the fact that it had wrapped up the season finale so perfectly.
We'll find out on tomorrow's episode of "Dr. Bear: Road to Redemption".
@DuranDuran was saved by the doctor last night.
The remaining players are:
@DuranDuran, @txjennah PE, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @jean15paul_PE, @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @tj_PE, @LyceeFruit PE, @NikR_PE, @Road Guy, and @Audi driver, P.E.
I hope you enjoy your alpaca farm! lolAlso happy for a doctor drama to appear in this series
I'm just happy your chronic illness was cured. I don't even want to know how long that pasta was there.I hope you enjoy your alpaca farm! lol
Lycee I thought you loved me!
I just had my new wife go through the pantry and throw out any tortellini.
Oh jeez.also unrelated note... i've decided my next training session is going to be on CT circuits -____-
hope the ravioli was left behindI hope you enjoy your alpaca farm! lol
Lycee I thought you loved me!
I just had my new wife go through the pantry and throw out any tortellini.
Wife's family - Much better, almost 100% recoveredhey @DuranDuran how ya feeling today?
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