LyceeFruit PE
Woodchipped Voice of Reason
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- May 25, 2018
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Great. NOW who will take care of my wife and 103 kids?“Corporate says we need to be a little more mindful of our stacking protocols,” a Costco employee said to another, “It seems like the fatality rate of things falling on customers is getting into the double digit percentages and you know they like to keep it under 5% if possible, except for the holiday season.”
The other worker shrugged and continued loading watermelons into a skid that was going out. The back of the warehouse was managed a bit differently from the front, and they weren’t a licensed forklift driver, so they didn’t really need to worry about the overhead shelves. The last watermelon was stacked and they gave it a little pat before moving further into the back. After making sure the produce was ready to be picked, they had to make sure there weren’t any forbidden spiders in the bananas.
Last time they found one almost a foot long, but then a coworker took it home for their kid, so they were still chasing the high of finding another spider.
Walking further in, they saw something a bit...odd on the shelf. “Hey, did the taxidermy stuff for Halloween come in late? It’s already August and I thought we were on Christmas already?” They asked, turning to their coworker in confusion. There, near the break staff couches, was a freakishly realistic stuffed wolf. It looked oddly offended, as if it had attempted to be friends with a chipmunk speaking another language, but then had been cut down mid-apology.
“Maybe it’s a 97 that got forgotten behind the surplus toilet paper we just got in? Same thing happened when we lost Sandy for a couple shifts.”
“Huh. Weird. I’ll put it out near the sneakers.”
@Roarbark was killed by the Costco mafia.
The remaining players are:
@MadamPirate PE, @NikR_PE, @txjennah PE, @jean15paul_PE, @RBHeadge PE, @Audi driver, P.E., @SaltySteve, and @LyceeFruit PE
I hear Costco employees are very good at managing bulk volumes. They can work in the kitchen area and assemble mac n' cheese for take n' bake.Great. NOW who will take care of my wife and 103 kids?
Nooooooooo!@Roarbark was killed by the Costco mafia.
Ugh...“Corporate says we need to be a little more mindful of our stacking protocols,” a Costco employee said to another, “It seems like the fatality rate of things falling on customers is getting into the double digit percentages and you know they like to keep it under 5% if possible, except for the holiday season.”
The other worker shrugged and continued loading watermelons into a skid that was going out. The back of the warehouse was managed a bit differently from the front, and they weren’t a licensed forklift driver, so they didn’t really need to worry about the overhead shelves. The last watermelon was stacked and they gave it a little pat before moving further into the back. After making sure the produce was ready to be picked, they had to make sure there weren’t any forbidden spiders in the bananas.
Last time they found one almost a foot long, but then a coworker took it home for their kid, so they were still chasing the high of finding another spider.
Walking further in, they saw something a bit...odd on the shelf. “Hey, did the taxidermy stuff for Halloween come in late? It’s already August and I thought we were on Christmas already?” They asked, turning to their coworker in confusion. There, near the break staff couches, was a freakishly realistic stuffed wolf. It looked oddly offended, as if it had attempted to be friends with a chipmunk speaking another language, but then had been cut down mid-apology.
“Maybe it’s a 97 that got forgotten behind the surplus toilet paper we just got in? Same thing happened when we lost Sandy for a couple shifts.”
“Huh. Weird. I’ll put it out near the sneakers.”
@Roarbark was killed by the Costco mafia.
The remaining players are:
@MadamPirate PE, @NikR_PE, @txjennah PE, @jean15paul_PE, @RBHeadge PE, @Audi driver, P.E., @SaltySteve, and @LyceeFruit PE
14 players means 3 mafia. We HAVE TO get one today!!!Ugh...
8 players remaining. How many did we start with? I'm hoping there are 2 mafia, not 3
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