Chucktown PE
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You're right. After you guys start firing off those nukes it's bound to go from an average temperature of 20 degrees to at least 34 degrees.
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Chucktown PE
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Great work Sapper. Now when can you get some troops in winter gear up here in Greenland to start instilling some fear in the citizenry. I need a damn occupation force if this coup is going to hold up.
Chucktown PE
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Thanks Sapper. I'm sure when his excellency awakes this morning he'll be more than pleased. However, little picky detail here. Would it be possible for me to GTFO of here before the nuclear weapons start falling? What's my next assignment anyway?
^No, you need to dig in and await Gen. Sapper's forces. You have vital intelligence that they will need.
Sapper, that there ^^^^ is frickin' AWESOME!!!!
Once Greenland is secured, I authorize you to begin planning for the Democratization of Tahiti.
Sapper, that there ^^^^ is frickin' AWESOME!!!!
Once Greenland is secured, I authorize you to begin planning for the Democratization of Tahiti.
Chucktown PE
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How is he going to get my vital intelligence if I'm dead? Dude, if I'd known this was going to be a suicide mission I think I probably would have taken my chances with the secret police. Oh well. It was nice knowing you. Waiting on the bombs to fall.
The purpose of the bombs in Greenland is mostly just to reduce the ice cover a bit and warm the place up, to make it more habitable for ... Dleg Democratization. Just find some high ground to avoid the floods and the sea level rise, and you should be safe. I mean, really, Greenland is HUGE. On my map, it's bigger than the whole USA !!!! You should be fine.
Edit - OH SHIT! You didn't tell me Greenland was owned by Denmark! I have a secret trade agreement with Denmark! What the hell kind of Cultural Attache are you????
Edit - OH SHIT! You didn't tell me Greenland was owned by Denmark! I have a secret trade agreement with Denmark! What the hell kind of Cultural Attache are you????
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wilheldp_PE
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Does anybody else find it funny that Greenland is 50 times larger than Denmark, yet Denmark owns it?
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^I think its just a big hunk of mostly unpopulated ice.
wilheldp_PE
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Denmark: Size - 16,640 Sq. Miles, Population - 5,519,441
Greenland: Size 836,109 Sq. Miles, Population - 57,564
Greenland is 50 times larger and 96 times less populated.
Greenland: Size 836,109 Sq. Miles, Population - 57,564
Greenland is 50 times larger and 96 times less populated.
csb
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Do we get all the Danish we can eat?
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Oh cool! - the day at the beach from our visit to the AARL. Glad you got a pic of that.
We were just kind of waking up from an all night bender, and I had just recovered and re-fired my half smoked stogie leftover from the night before, as I popped the cap on a fresh beer (it was a little early for tequila yet), when the Danish contingency of scientists & researchers (there were some on either team) said "Hey, let's go to the beach!" So we did.
You can see the Automotive Aerodynamics Research Lab there in the background. That's Ingmar up on the boardwalk talking on the phone, calling inside trying to have some margaritas brought out, but no one inside was really stirring yet except for me, CW, and the Danes.
On the front you've got Haldana, Arisje, Helsa, Mariel (she's a firecracker, that one), and Jetta. Of course we joked with Jetta about how she should be on the Automotive Aerodynamics Team instead of the Fusion Research team, but I tell you when it comes to Applied Physics, there's is no one I'd rather have in my group. She is HOT! (with numbers, I mean).
Oh well, memory time is over. Back to work.
We were just kind of waking up from an all night bender, and I had just recovered and re-fired my half smoked stogie leftover from the night before, as I popped the cap on a fresh beer (it was a little early for tequila yet), when the Danish contingency of scientists & researchers (there were some on either team) said "Hey, let's go to the beach!" So we did.
You can see the Automotive Aerodynamics Research Lab there in the background. That's Ingmar up on the boardwalk talking on the phone, calling inside trying to have some margaritas brought out, but no one inside was really stirring yet except for me, CW, and the Danes.
On the front you've got Haldana, Arisje, Helsa, Mariel (she's a firecracker, that one), and Jetta. Of course we joked with Jetta about how she should be on the Automotive Aerodynamics Team instead of the Fusion Research team, but I tell you when it comes to Applied Physics, there's is no one I'd rather have in my group. She is HOT! (with numbers, I mean).
Oh well, memory time is over. Back to work.
Chucktown PE
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The purpose of the bombs in Greenland is mostly just to reduce the ice cover a bit and warm the place up, to make it more habitable for ... Dleg Democratization. Just find some high ground to avoid the floods and the sea level rise, and you should be safe. I mean, really, Greenland is HUGE. On my map, it's bigger than the whole USA !!!! You should be fine.
Edit - OH SHIT! You didn't tell me Greenland was owned by Denmark! I have a secret trade agreement with Denmark! What the hell kind of Cultural Attache are you????
Man, I need to get up north more often. If at all possible please avoid Nuuk as a target. This is the only place with running water and power. We'll need some basic infrastructure so members of the Dleg Democratic Republic can have some creature comforts, or is this supposed to be a Gulag? So what's this trade agreement? Those boys in Copenhagen are a bunch of pansies. They'll probably roll over like Neville Chamberlain.
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Chucktown PE
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wilheldp_PE
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Why isn't this thread in the HoF?
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