Bad advice to previous poster

[TESTY]

Pink, Then invite some interior decorators for advice on furniture.

What should I do while my wife takes forever going in all the stores in the mall?

 

[NJmike PE]

hang out in the lingerie store and stare at all the young girls. You should make plenty of friends.

How do I explain to my boss the 26" LED monitor that I needed at work?

 

[Jdsmith PE]

Go ask women in Victoria's Secret to try stuff on for you.

How does Testy get women in Victoria's Secret to try stuff on for him while his wife takes forever going in all the stores in the mall?

 

[TESTY]

They cannot resist my PE-ness.

How do you escape Victoria's Secret Store after you see your wife walking in with 10 close friends who know you.

 

[matt267 PE]

Hide in the dressing room.

When should I tell my daughter Santa isn't real?

 

[Wesson9]

Christmas Eve. Right before bedtime.

How long should I stay in the sauna at the gym?

 

[matt267 PE]

Assuming it's the women's sauna, stay as long as you can. Leave before security, or your wife, arrives.

When should I buy my wife her Christmas gift?

 

[knight1fox3]

July 2nd.

It just snowed 10" here, how can I get more beer delivered to my front door?

 

[matt267 PE]

Make your house a "bring your own beer" strip club.

Should I take a half day from work on Tues?

 

[NJmike PE]

Why bother? Bill the entire day to an unsuspecting client.

How do I tell my wife that her Christmas cookies suck?

 

[matt267 PE]

Tell her you dropped a cookie on the floor and after the dog ate it, he started licking his a$$ to get the taste out of his mouth.

Should I throw out my old college books?

 

[TESTY]

Say that they are all books on nuclear engineering and advertise them in Al Jazeera + notify NSA.

What should I get my bossy wife for xmas?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Nuclear Engineering text books.

What excuse should I use to get out of the house while the inlaws are over?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

You have an appointment at the orential massage parlor.

What should I get my wife for Christmas now that I only have a few days left?

 

[NJmike PE]

I don't know but buy something now, from a gas station convenience store and give it to her today. Tell her that you forgot about it.

How do I tell my mother in law that she talks too much?

 

[goodal]

Do so while all of your family is around listening to her tell, again, why she didn't have any luck on weight watchers.

How do I get the paint on my SUV to sparkle again?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Donate it to the set of the next Twilight movie.

What should my drink of choice be at the New Year's party?

 

[mevans154]

Drink one of Everything...and two of the one that you like the best!

What should my New Year's Resolution be?

 

[matt267 PE]

More hookers and blow.

When should I buy a new car?

 

[TESTY]

At 2am on Jan 1st at the 24-7 lot when you are totally plastered.

What would top the experience of the characters in the movie, "Hangover".