Ok everyone. First, you probably didn't even know you needed this. Second, you're welcome...
@tj_PE @cal91 this one is for you guys. Adderall is a helluva drug.
I see that beam, does it make L over one-eighty?
I see it creepin', oh yeah it’s deflecting real slow
We could probly’ fix it with some cabling and a King pos’ (post)
Yeah, I bet that would make it meet design co’ (code)
Oh no, here comes the proctor
Walking back to watch me
Tab that, NDS chapter four
Tab that, ACI and more
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Tab that, live loads on the floor
Tab that, diaphragm chord
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Up real early, ready to go test now
Pull up in the parking lot shoving my biscuit down
Examinees got their suitcases packed now
Steel beam bearing on a grout pack now!
It’s temperature loaded and oh god I don’t know how!?! (ooh)
I see it expand and contract now
I can’t find tha’ chapter, I’ll just have to put my best guess down
Next one’s NDS, at least I’ve read that now!
I see beams creepin', oh they’re deflecting real slow
We could probly’ fix em with some cabling and a King pos’
Yeah, I bet that would make em meet design co’
Oh no, here comes the proctor
Walking back to watch me
Tab that, Lateral Force
Tab that, Omega and more
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Tab that, Construction type 4
Tab that, Masonry anchor (long o)
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oooh
Ooh, another OCB frame there
They better hang on when I throw this seismic on
Superscript code exception and then increase it
Past its SDC limit
Euler, Bernoulli, and Newton’s laws
The way they interact determines bearing walls
Better check both orthogonals
Tryin' to hold my pee back through my drawers
Hands up, hope the proctor saw
Creeps up behind me, she's like "YOU'RE -"
I'm like, "Yeah, I know, let's cut to the chase"
I gotta hit the head then get back to my place
Plus from the restroom to the test room, it's like a mile away
Testing center’s like a palace, shall I say
Now I'm in the index trying to think of that equation’s name
Flipping through the words, but they all look the same!
I see beams creepin', oh they’re deflecting real slow
We could probly’ fix em with some cabling and a King pos’
Yeah, I bet that would make em meet design co’
Oh no, here comes the proctor
I hope my watch don't beep
Tab that, interaction, of course
Tab that, buckling and more
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Tab that, point load over a door
Tab that, connections to supports
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oooh
A big truck is rollin' right across the midspan
Bridge is checked for fatigue combinations
Girders just a bowin’, big truck a rollin'
Soon I'll be through after finishing this problem on masonry
Oh lord, I need a minimum of three!
NCEES please pass me
C’mon now, I wanna be an SE!
I see beams creepin', oh they’re deflecting real slow
We could probly’ fix em with some cabling and a King pos’
Yeah, I bet that would make em meet design co’
Oh no, here comes the proctor
Walking back to watch me
Tab that, confined concrete core
Tab that, Risk Category 4
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oooh
Tab that, even when you’re bored
Tab that, then tab some more
Tab that, 'till you get sore
Tab that, oh-oooh