April 2019 SE Results Thread

[tj_PE]

I really like reading people's posts about GoT because I don't watch it and it just reads as jibberish 

 

[ChaosMuppetPE]

I really like reading people's posts about GoT because I don't watch it and it just reads as jibberish 

Blasphemy!

 

[ChaosMuppetPE]

This is my SE passing dance, BTW.

 

[TehMightyEngineer]

I had no idea that was an older song. Heard a nice remix of it recently and loved it, so catchy.

 

[Nathan55]

Glad to know that my testing fees are being put to good use! Maybe this means I passed now.

 

[Titleistguy]

I received an invite to write Civil/Structural PE practice questions for School of PE this time. Any suggestions for items you would've wanted to see?

I'd like to see questions regarding cellular / castellated beams.  In my line of work I see many perforated sections for MEP.  I usually go on to lecture the GC and EOR why we don't like to mutilate steel, and if it is a must then it should be engineered ... not torch cut in the field by pipe fitters, (I can't even get a millwright or iron worker to properly hack 'n' whack my steel)...lol....  If I'm lucky enough to actually get a PE stamped calc, sure enough, there is no mention in it of intended hole(s) and subsequent accommodations.  Its very aggravating. 

#EndRant

 

[SE_Hopeful]

This wait is so stupid, is there any reason whatsoever for it to be this long? I would love to hear someone from NCEES (fail to) justify the rationale behind needing 10 weeks to return results for a test.

 

[TheBigGuy]

Its usually been six weeks, right?

 

[cal91]

I have become comfortably numb...

 

[ChaosMuppetPE]

I hate buttholes. Both the physical orifice and the metaphorical genderless, raceless,  creedless, and orientationless anthropomorphic sludge inducing embodiment of pure frustration that pours forth foulness onto the peaceful, serene, and preciously unblemished toilet paper that is my life.

That’s my motivational speech for the day. 

TLR - Don’t be a butthole.

 

[Duke]

I hate buttholes. Both the physical orifice

                                                          
What..................

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

i hate them 3000

I see what you did there.

 

[cal91]

Can't believe we still have over 2 weeeeeeeeks

 

[YAZRABADI]

I know it is been a long time since we tested. It is a good time to pray and ask the Lord for passing (acceptable) results. 

Yaz

 

[Stardust]

I know it is been a long time since we tested. It is a good time to pray and ask the Lord for passing (acceptable) results. 

Yaz

What if you're an atheist?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

What if you're an atheist?

You’ll be bored while you wait for your results to come out.

 

[SouthernEngineer]

Glad to know that my testing fees are being put to good use! Maybe this means I passed now.

That's not their rationale. If they fail everyone then they get even more money when you have to re-register. Business 101: Create a monopoly and do whatever you want. 

 

[YAZRABADI]

What if you're an atheist?

Then I don't know, would you rather have God bless you through life and through its challenges or rely on your own understanding of life.  As for me and my house, we humble ourselves to believe in a higher power that can do miracles that are not explainable. I pray for us all.....

Hope this helped. 

 

[LetsSE]

 

[cal91]

So now we know EVEN BETTER that the SE grading workshop is next weekend.