April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

The stinging (well biting actually) happened yesterday. The kid happened a year ago 

My oldest bit me two years ago; he’d been doing it to his momma constantly. I yelled in pain. He never did it again.

 

[Booo]

My oldest bit me two years ago; he’d been doing it to his momma constantly. I yelled in pain. He never did it again.

i yelled too and he just laughed and ran away. 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

i yelled too and he just laughed and ran away. 

Maybe I’M the one that sounds like the brain.

 

[Booo]

Maybe I’M the one that sounds like the brain.

narf

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

So who wants to hear me make another pun?

 

[txjennah PE]

So who wants to hear me make another pun?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yeah, me neither.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Spam

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Please continue spamming or I’ll be forced to use my pun gun.

 

[JayKay PE]

I have to figure out how to take apart an ikea bed.  And transport it.  But I don't want to hire movers if I can take it piece meal back to my parents.  Hmmmmmm.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Nothing an ol’ hacksaw can’t do.

I guess then the challenge will be putting it back together.

 

[txjennah PE]

I have to figure out how to take apart an ikea bed.  And transport it.  But I don't want to hire movers if I can take it piece meal back to my parents.  Hmmmmmm.

Oh noooo once I successfully put anything together from Ikea, I never want to touch it ever again.  I get that you need to take it apart for moving though. Booo.

 

[JayKay PE]

Hahahahahaahahahaha, taking it apart is just putting it together in reverse!  I'm lucky because the bed is made of heavier duty stuff/don't have any of the push-to-connect wooden dowels, so it should be fairly straightforward once I start doing it.  I need to start slowly bringing things over to my parents this week, so it's not the weekend before I need to get out and I have **** everywhere.  I'm thinking a big donation to Big Brother/Big Sisters is in my future for the ****-load of paperback books I have that I was going to "sell".

 

[Booo]

Should not be too bad. I had to do it when we moved couple times. But it helps to have saved the assembly instructions. Just save all the screws etc. nicely as they tend to misplace easily during transit.

 

[JayKay PE]

Oh yeah.  I've already moved the couch before/disassembly is doable, but I'm still hoping my landlord buys it off me so I don't have to deal with it.  Was hoping for the same with the bed, but, eh, I guess her daughter likes her old bed (which I totally understand).  Every time I move I never realize how much space I have in my car until I start putting stuff in the back seat.  My first car was a Solara (aka; the car with the most difficult backseat to get into), so I am still amazed by there being easily accessible space in my car/I still only throw **** in the front seat area or the trunk.

 

[txjennah PE]

Lol noooo my Ikea bookshelves are staying as they are for the rest of eternity.  

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

She’s dead, Jim

 

[JayKay PE]

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Oh noooo once I successfully put anything together from Ikea, I never want to touch it ever again.  I get that you need to take it apart for moving though. Booo.

LadySquare has me assemble everything from Ikea, but I think she just tricks me into doing it. We'll start a project "together" and then 20 minutes later I'm like..."why am I doing this myself and why are you hanging out with the cats?" Shenanigans!

Only kidding, we've been broke for so long 80% of our stuff is Ikea so it's all very easy.

 

[tpkjr2006]

Its back... Im so excited.

@JayKay0914 lets discuss knickers theories again.....