Got this e-mail this morning:
The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!!!!
> This is funny. It's important to read the bottom.
> Make sure to read the whole story.
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> "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas
> decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days.
> I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great
> stories. But two things made me take it down.
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> First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as
> they almost wrecked when they drove by.
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> Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed
> herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake
> until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was
> one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it
> either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."