A simple poll to see how out of touch I have been ...

[Sschell]

the real question is:

Does OBD wear a sticker on his face like Nelly???

 

[ODB_PE]

It's a band aid, fool - you betta recognize.

Like nelly, I only rock da band-aid when I gets scraped after some straight-up ballin' - I gots mad skills. Last week I f#%ked around and got a triple-double.

I've also had to wear a band-aid after gettin freaky wit da brand new IBC 2003 and ended up wit a paper cut.

 

[TouchDown]

Last week I f#%ked around and got a triple-double

After finding out our 3rd kid is going to be a girl (I have two right now)... I've been saying that I'm working on my Triple Double!!!

3 girls =

Marriage + Wedding

Marriage + Wedding

Marriage + Wedding

 

[MA_PE]

After finding out our 3rd kid is going to be a girl (I have two right now)... I've been saying that I'm working on my Triple Double!!!
3 girls =

Marriage college + Wedding

Marriage college + Wedding

Marriage college + Wedding

I'll bet that's what you meant.

Oh and don't forget braces!!!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I've also had to wear a band-aid after gettin freaky wit da brand new IBC 2003 and ended up wit a paper cut.

'Brand new' 2003 IBC? You old skool, fool. Let me give you straight up 4-1-1. The 2006 IBC has got it all over that duece double ought trixie you got going there, homes.

That's how I roll.

 

[FLBuff PE]

^^^Could you be any whiter?

 

[ODB_PE]

'Brand new' 2003 IBC? You old skool, fool. Let me give you straight up 4-1-1. The 2006 IBC has got it all over that duece double ought trixie you got going there, homes.
That's how I roll.

Worley, pleaze! 2006 been played out since I downloaded the .pdf interim review back in 05! They just givin mo props to ASCE-7, and that's it!

And since when is it bad to be old skool? Damn right I'm old school! I'm OE.

 

[TouchDown]

I'll bet that's what you meant.

Yeah, I'm only paying for the first wedding!!!!!!!!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^^^Could you be any whiter?

Maybe if you added a little albino DNA to the mix. But all the girlies say, I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

 

[squishles10]

K I still don't get it. Jeans for girls with butts that look like apples is what I'm getting, am I close? And then to reiterate the already clearly obvious, they stick apples on your cheeks so your butt looks even more round? What numbnut decided this was a good idea?

Edit: oh Nelly is said numbnut. Explains the big butt part.

 

[ktulu]

Well, JR, at least you got invited to stare at her ***. That's gotta count for something.

And I had no freaking clue what applebottoms were.

 

[frazil]

It's a band aid, fool - you betta recognize.
Like nelly, I only rock da band-aid when I gets scraped after some straight-up ballin' - I gots mad skills. Last week I f#%ked around and got a triple-double.

I've also had to wear a band-aid after gettin freaky wit da brand new IBC 2003 and ended up wit a paper cut.

:Locolaugh:

 

[EM_PS]

I knew (know) what an apple bottom is, and its close cousin the onion booty - didn't realize there were actual apple bottom jeans, just figured they were a style that accentuated all dat badonkadonk - thanx Nelly, signed a fan of those lovely lady lumps (& of Fergie)!

Props 2 U JR!

 

[DVINNY]

word

 

[Guest]

Well, JR, at least you got invited to stare at her ***. That's gotta count for something.

That's true. Actually, the post-dinner, out-for-drinks conversation went quite well. :eyebrows: That's why I am just a tad crestfallen at the lukewarm reception. :sniff:

I knew (know) what an apple bottom is, and its close cousin the onion booty - didn't realize there were actual apple bottom jeans, just figured they were a style that accentuated all dat badonkadonk - thanx Nelly, signed a fan of those lovely lady lumps (& of Fergie)!
Props 2 U JR!

:woot:

We'll see if I slide in for another date.

JR

 

[ODB_PE]

word

I always LOL at a well placed "word"

 

[DVINNY]

I thought the thread was going direction of 80's jive talk, so I stepped up with it.

 

[bigray76]

Well, JR, at least you got invited to stare at her ***. That's gotta count for something.
And I had no freaking clue what applebottoms were.

Bought her a drink, stared at the goods... and went home less $10.

I still don't get the applebottom thing, boots with the fur, adidas with the strap, etc.

My wife and I are planning to put placecards out the next time we have all of the family over (her parents, my mom, both of her aunts, her grandfather, us, and the 3 kids)... we are going to do the names of the cards a few different ways depending on what we eat... we have considered rap names, mafia names, and pirate names depending on the meal (BBQ, Italian, or Mexican/Cuban) just for fun!

My wife's 60 year old aunt can be 'Funkmaster N'. (Her aunt doesn't like that I call my son Charlie, C-Dawg).

 

[Capt Worley PE]

My wife teaches at am elementary school and applebottom jeans were the big fad this year.

Go figure.

 

[Guest]

My wife's 60 year old aunt can be 'Funkmaster N'. (Her aunt doesn't like that I call my son Charlie, C-Dawg).

FWIW - I think that name totally rocks! :th_rockon: You can tell Funkmaster N and Mrs. BR that I said so too! :bananalama:

On a separate note ...

Ms. Applebottom is texting me at 12:45 AM. WTF is it with women??!!!! :brickwall:

I feel like saying ... please check which box applies: 1. Like Me, 2. Don't Like Me. :deadhorse: Or perhaps I could just get to the point and ask her what she is wearing ... geez! :wacko:

I wonder if I should tell her I have the phone set to vibrate ...

:Locolaugh: :Locolaugh:

JR