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[Ble_PE]

Just signed some MORE forms for my mortgage. I don't even think I had to sign this much shit a closing last time. The mortgage folks are really covering their ass these days.

There were stool samples involved?

Man, they really are being thorough now.

 

[Paul S]

They are protecting their ass-ets.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I bet they require you to pee in a cup as well.

 

[Santiagj]

Ummmm, we are going to need a "dna" sample.

 

[Ble_PE]

It's over if they ask me to bend over though!

 

[Chucktown PE]

It's over if they ask me to bend over though!

"Yeah, we're going to need to check your prostate to make sure you're in good enough condition to buy this house."

 

[Ble_PE]

Time for the set-up.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Just signed some MORE forms for my mortgage. I don't even think I had to sign this much shit a closing last time. The mortgage folks are really covering their ass these days.

can you blame them though? I'd want to take some extra cautions too.

I blame them for people with A+ credit like me. If I had a bad credit score, I wouldn't blame them.

 

[Ble_PE]

Wil got another TOP. How many assists do I have now?

 

[cement]

astrg

 

[Ble_PE]

jbnil

 

[snickerd3]

speaking of banks, since we finally got his ssn I need to remember to go to the bank tomorrow and open a savings account for mini-snick.

 

[Ble_PE]

You going to put him to work already?

 

[Santiagj]

You got to start em young these days.

 

[Ble_PE]

Yea, or they'll never be able to retire.

 

[Santiagj]

Or buy a house.

 

[Ble_PE]

Or go to college.

 

[snickerd3]

You going to put him to work already?

he has received several $ presents and he really doesn't need any more toys or clothes right now...so in the bank is goes. Although I found out last night I am supposed to buy a savings bond with one of the checks he got. My aunt was too lazy to go to the bank and buy one for him.

 

[Santiagj]

"I shake, I move, and girl get hot"

Okay!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Ummmm, we are going to need a "dna" sample.

They want to make sure that if something happens to you, they can clone you and force the clone to take over payment.

Betcha didn't catch that little clause in the paperwork, did you?