I Now Pronounce You Both Kelly Hildebrandt
I'd rule out dating any woman with the same last name as me for obvious "that'd be weird" inferred incest reasons. But this couple didn't care all that much seeing as how they have the EXACT SAME FREAKING NAME.
Jamie and Adam are not satisfied with the two semis not pancaking a compact and fusing together...so they go to New Mexico to get a rocket to smash into a car at 650 mph...watch the car pretty much erase.