underwear bomber

[FLBuff PE]

Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

 

[Flyer_PE]

I fart in your general direction!

 

[Denis]

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week...

 

[Denis]

...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

 

[Denis]

...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

 

[Denis]

...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

 

[DVINNY]

I know its not a funny matter, crazy people trying to kill us and all....

They still haven't figured out why he had his panties all up in a wad.......

I know. I know.

 

[Flyer_PE]

My favorite name for the guy so far:

"The Knicker Bomber"

 

[csb]

Ugh...I hate it when larger than average size people are pouring over into my airplane seat and onto me...just imagine if everyone was nude.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I haven't been on a commercial flight in almost two years. I'm in no rush to end the streak.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Ugh...I hate it when larger than average size people are pouring over into my airplane seat and onto me...just imagine if everyone was nude.

It sure would increase membership in the mile high club.

 

[Flyer_PE]

^If nothing else, it would make the news reports for in-flight disturbances more interesting.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Ugh...I hate it when larger than average size people are pouring over into my airplane seat and onto me...just imagine if everyone was nude.

It sure would increase membership in the mile high club.

One word: turbulence. :dancingnaughty:

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^Easily solved with a bottle of lube. Ensures a nice smooth entry into the hangar.

 

[MA_PE]

who wants to join me in a start-up company making "seat covers". Think about it, nude passengers using the same seat. We'd install those dispensers with the paper seat covers, like in the doctor's office or in the public stalls, in every seat on every commercial plane.

What an awesome business opportunity.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Either that, or we can sell body suits to people after they get through security...

 

[Dexman1349]

Either that, or we can sell body suits to people after they get through security...

Clear body suits. Similar to the clear backpacks some schools require of their students...

 

[z06dustin]

SMILE!!!