Top 1000 Reasons it takes NCEES so long

[Ken PE 3.1]

832: Awaiting police negotiator to arrive and talk to Dan.

 

[matt267 PE]

831: No more bacon to go with the hookers and blow.

 

[CE_Gator]

830: ACC dominated the SEC and NCEES is in denial

 

[blybrook PE]

829: Detroit power outage affected union reps

 

[P-E]

851: Stuck in bathroom because they ran out of toilet paper

828: and had to use the score sheets. Sorry new jersey

 

[Road Guy]

827-ditto machine broke down

 

[matt267 PE]

826: They had to do a google search for "ditto machine."

 

[Bruno]

825: They don't understand the exam questions so they're baffled by the answers - time for a review course but wait....none start until January!

 

[blybrook PE]

824: Confused by the state abbreviation of AK; can't decide if Alaska or Arkansas

 

[Bruno]

823: Holiday blues.....who gives a damn about grading the exam...gonna sleep at least until Ground Hog Day. ..probably longer...sooooo tired.

 

[frazil]

822: eggnog

 

[hdadcd1]

830: ACC dominated the SEC and NCEES is in denial

821 not happy with the ncaa football rankings...

 

[treborTAMU]

820: candy crush

 

[P-E]

826: They had to do a google search for "ditto machine."

819: they had to do an altavista search for Google

 

[blybrook PE]

818: they had to use dogpile to find altavista!

 

[DoSomething]

817: Waiting for mercury to burst out of sphygmomanometer

 

[mustang462002]

816: no one gets results until the ncees finishes analyzing The New lord of the rings movie.

 

[DanHalen]

815: Hangover

 

[Sapper PE LS]

814: Manually typing out all 30,000 notification emails.

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

813: Lost count during the annual '99 bottles of beer on the wall' singing competition