Top 1000 Reasons it takes NCEES so long

[Ramnares P.E.]

My hero

 

[frazil]

777: Responding to 1000+ calls and emails daily from inquiring test takers

 

[engineergurl]

767: Too busy scrolling through EB and watching all the freak outs to various items they post on the internet

 

[engineergurl]

766: NCEES is in cahoots with the US govt and they are trying to distract the normally intelligent part of the population of the country from the media coverage of politics in order to slip in several executive orders and the closure of Gitmo

 

[engineergurl]

765: Ebola quarantines

 

[engineergurl]

764: They were all invited to watch the first conveyor belt aircraft carrier but were standing on the moving deck and ended up falling into the ocean and are now stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a volleyball and an ice skate and a few other random items that washed up with them

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Just have to throw this in here since EG brought it up:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sscC0UbYipE

 

[Sapper PE LS]

763: STILL determining the Petroleum Exam Cut Score.

 

[CE_Gator]

762: Fracking

 

[matt267 PE]

761: frack this list.

 

[NJmike PE]

760: STEEL MAN still doesn't like me

 

[matt267 PE]

759: Mike is still a DICKHEAD

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I just want to say, I'm so happy to be friends with all of you, thank you all so much, you are all the best. Except mike, he's such a bitch... you're such a bitch, mike. (it's from the 5 year engagement)

 

[buffalo]

760 - Thanksgiving landed on a Thursday this year.

 

[engineergurl]

757- they were surprised at the number of testees that didnt understand how to count backwards

 

[DanHalen]

756: Trying to figure out how to integrate common core in to the next exam cycle.

 

[engineergurl]

okay boys and girls, the next reason is supposed to be reason number 755.

and y'all had even me screwing it up

 

[Sapper PE LS]

318: Because EG's being a numbering nazi

 

[blybrook PE]

1: can't handle the awesomeness of EG

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Bam, thread over, we've reached reason number 1!