Tiger's image in trouble?
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Chucktown PE
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And maybe another commerical could be something like tiger finishing a round of golf and going into the locker room and he says "When I'm done with a round of golf, I like to f*#@ really ugly ******* with venerial diseases. So I use Durex, because you don't want your wife getting a suprise case of herpes from you and then have her kissing your children." Then some **** star comes out of the locker wearing some trashy lingerie.
I just be a freaking ad executive.
I just be a freaking ad executive.
csb
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Yeah, he would have had to have used a condom for that to work. Reports don't seem to support that...
Road Guy
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I hope Tiger never does the "barbara walters" type interview, the media usually beats up the celebreties if they stay quiet, and that the generally leave you alone once you confess your sins to some TV personality. for once I would like to see someone just say screw all that, especially if you have a yacht, and several large properties where you can disappear to
You mean a billion dollars of net worth does not give you the right to cheat on your wife? You mean that there are some things that money will never buy?
Heavens to Betsey! What's an overpaid and oversexed brother gonna do?
Maybe there's room at Flava Flav's house.......
I don't like putting down women; we should support each other. But this case is the exception...
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?
** Santa stops at three Ho's **
cement
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^ I'm using that one!
Mistresses of Tiger Woods March on Washington
Crowd Estimated at Over One Million
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today.
Determined to show that they are a political force to be reckoned with, the coalition of nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and lingerie models stopped traffic for hours as they marched to the Capitol.
Shandy Shanoyne, a 22-year-old thong publicist who had an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Woods, said that she organized the march to demand benefits, such as health care and workmen's compensation, for the golfer's many girlfriends.
"We are sick and tired of being told to take our names off our voicemail greetings," she said. "We have demands and they must be met. Quickly. Huge."
According to Ms. Shanoyne, the million or so mistresses of Mr. Woods who showed up at the march are just the tip of the iceberg: "A new girlfriend of Tiger's holds a press conference every eleven seconds."
In a related story, David Letterman today cleared all the golf clubs out of his house
Crowd Estimated at Over One Million
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today.
Determined to show that they are a political force to be reckoned with, the coalition of nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and lingerie models stopped traffic for hours as they marched to the Capitol.
Shandy Shanoyne, a 22-year-old thong publicist who had an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Woods, said that she organized the march to demand benefits, such as health care and workmen's compensation, for the golfer's many girlfriends.
"We are sick and tired of being told to take our names off our voicemail greetings," she said. "We have demands and they must be met. Quickly. Huge."
According to Ms. Shanoyne, the million or so mistresses of Mr. Woods who showed up at the march are just the tip of the iceberg: "A new girlfriend of Tiger's holds a press conference every eleven seconds."
In a related story, David Letterman today cleared all the golf clubs out of his house
EM_PS
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jeb6294
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Yeah, I couldn't believe it when I read the news this morning. When he first came to Cinci, he definitely had his 'issues' but I think he had really started to come around and shape up and he was turning into a pretty good receiver.
Chucktown PE
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His fiance's mySpace page is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life. It has to take talent to be that dumb.
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RevMen
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Makes sense. I don't know of anyone else who has dominated a sport the way he has. Maybe Nadal, but no one really cares about tennis.
Chucktown PE
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DVINNY
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Chucktown PE
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Awesome, thanks.
EM_PS
shining like a lighter...
i imagine Tiger has to think its fortunate that Woods Sr (Earl) wasn't around to see the colossal FAIL he has wrought upon himself, his name, and his legacy. Utterly pathetic, utterly embarassing.
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