--**-- The Infirmary --**--

[Master slacker]

My balls itch. Any takers?

 

[Ble_PE]

Just find you an elk.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

 

[snickerd3]

At the race two Sundays ago, I came down with a wicked fever and sinus infection. I had antibiotics leftover from a wisdom tooth infection which cleared the infection up and the fever went away on its own, but I am developing a wicked cough and shortness of breath again, just like the last time I ended up in the ER. If this Mucinex doesn't take care of it on its own, I'm headed to the CVS minute clinic and telling them to just give me the prednisone now and save me the aggravation, since that's what it took to get me better the past two times it's happened.

prednisone and me don't mix...if works for you feel better soon!!!

 

[pbrme]

My balls itch. Any takers?

What are you after a dutch windmill? Good gawd man, itch yer balls already.

 

[engineergurl]

dutch windmill? I thought it was a dutch rudder...

 

[pbrme]

I'll have to go back and check snopes.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

dutch windmill? I thought it was a dutch rudder...

If you ask me nicely, I will Dutch Rudder you for the rest of our lives.

 

[YMZ PE]

Did VT just propose to EG?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

View Askewniverse.

 

[YMZ PE]

Totally forgot about that line. Is Zack and Miri considered part of View Askew? Does that mean Jersey Girl is too?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

It's a Kevin Smith venture, so I assumed so.

 

[Krakosky]

I dropped a big can of pineapple juice on my ankle. Bruise soon to follow I'm sure.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Hopefully you were going to use it with rum.

I dislocated my ankle and tore 2 of the 3 ligaments in college, ankle injuries suck.

 

[Master slacker]

You're only 5' 2". THere's not enough potential energy for the hurt.

 

[Krakosky]

Yes. Going to mix it with Malibu. Sympathy massage?

 

[pbrme]

You're only 5' 2". THere's not enough potential energy for the hurt.

I'll acknowledge this :appl:

 

[YMZ PE]

You're only 5' 2". THere's not enough potential energy for the hurt.

How did I miss this information? I'm taller than someone else? AWW RIGHT!

 

[Krakosky]

Tall and skinny. I'm short and stocky...aka tank.

 

[YMZ PE]

I'm 5'3", so no, not tall. Haha. And please Krak, you're a twig...from the waist up at least.

Edit: Boobless babes unite!