THE DRUNK TANK... 2.0

[Dexman PE PMP]

But how could you not get drunk with that hat and cake?

 

[csb]

Of course not, she got HIV from her government job.

I have been screwed by the government...

And so true, Dex. The cake DID say, "Let's get drunk!" so I was just following orders.

 

[Master slacker]

So if we all pitched in and got you a cake that said "Let's get drunk and take some risque EB.com calendar pics!" we could expect an email from RG about pre-ordering a 2014 calendar?

 

[snickerd3]

I was playing an online game yesterday and this one guy's handle was, "Daddy drinks because you cry". Which is both terrible but a little funny.

i could have used a drin after minisnick crying tantrum last night

 

[Supe]

But how could you not get drunk with that hat and cake?

Don't forget the boots!

 

[knight1fox3]

But how could you not get drunk with that hat and cake?

Don't forget the boots!

lusone:

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

But how could you not get drunk with that hat and cake?

Don't forget the boots!

And the shiny, strapless dress.

All that was missing was a mechanical bull.

 

[Ble_PE]

I'm still waiting on the daisy dukes...

 

[blybrook PE]

Gotta have a couple of these handy too... 5x capacity glasses

 

[MA_PE]

^ I have some of those, except they have a handle and a spout. We call them pitchers.

 

[Ble_PE]

^You and your fancy New England words.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^ I have some of those, except they have a handle and a spout. We call them pitchers.

I thought you called those tea-pots.

"I'm a little tea-pot, short and stout..."

 

[csb]

But how could you not get drunk with that hat and cake?

Don't forget the boots!

And the shiny, strapless dress.

All that was missing was a mechanical bull.

I didn't want to sign the waiver...

 

[Master slacker]

Finally got home 15 minutes ago and I'm already tipsy. That kind of day

 

[Master slacker]

Ind

 

[Master slacker]

In

 

[envirotex]

teqila, st germaine, forzen limeade concentrate. ice. shaker. glass. ice. topo chico.

mmm.

 

[knight1fox3]

Drunk utubing.....LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg1D8qYr0iA

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Okay, I’m going to bed... I’m going to think of

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens...

Brown paper packages tied up with strings....

These are a few of my favorite things...

(No... not really, here we go… for real, it's the same tune)

Trained German Sheppard and snub nose revolvers,

Bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon

Beer, Margaritas, Martinis, Manhattans

These are a few of my favorite things...

Jim Beam and Marlboro's and cable tv...

Burgers with cheese, and golden hot fries

Chicken Mc-Nuggets and hot apple pies...

These are a few of my favorite things...

Cause when life stinks

And you're stressing

When you want to hide...

Just take my advice and listen to me...

And then you won't feel so bad....

Candy Crush Saga and tweeting and face book

Blake Shelton, Usher and Adam Levine

Shakira and Carson and of course NBC

These are a few of my favorite things...

Instagram, EB and some more Margatitas

Peanuts and ramen and a bit more Jim Beam

Drunk tank and drunk polls and just silly postings

These are a few of my favorite things

Bacon and lettuce, tomato and cheese

Bacon and Bacon and Cheese and more Bacon

Running and Lifting and a push up or two

These are a few of my favorite things

Cause when you’re stressing

And you feel stupid

And you broke your pencil

Just remember those on EB that have had to retest….

And then you won’t feeeeeeeel, so bad

Okay for real that just took me forever to write, so I totally need to get some sleep now....

This is like awesome, I was singing it in my head as I read it.

 

[engineergurl]

^^ it dosn't really fit when I read it stone cold sober... but with a buzz, in my head I totally pictured Julie Andrews singing about bacon and alcohol...