Okay, I’m going to bed... I’m going to think of
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens...
Brown paper packages tied up with strings....
These are a few of my favorite things...
(No... not really, here we go… for real, it's the same tune)
Trained German Sheppard and snub nose revolvers,
Bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon
Beer, Margaritas, Martinis, Manhattans
These are a few of my favorite things...
Jim Beam and Marlboro's and cable tv...
Burgers with cheese, and golden hot fries
Chicken Mc-Nuggets and hot apple pies...
These are a few of my favorite things...
Cause when life stinks
And you're stressing
When you want to hide...
Just take my advice and listen to me...
And then you won't feel so bad....
Candy Crush Saga and tweeting and face book
Blake Shelton, Usher and Adam Levine
Shakira and Carson and of course NBC
These are a few of my favorite things...
Instagram, EB and some more Margatitas
Peanuts and ramen and a bit more Jim Beam
Drunk tank and drunk polls and just silly postings
These are a few of my favorite things
Bacon and lettuce, tomato and cheese
Bacon and Bacon and Cheese and more Bacon
Running and Lifting and a push up or two
These are a few of my favorite things
Cause when you’re stressing
And you feel stupid
And you broke your pencil
Just remember those on EB that have had to retest….
And then you won’t feeeeeeeel, so bad
Okay for real that just took me forever to write, so I totally need to get some sleep now....