THE DRUNK TANK... 2.0

[knight1fox3]

Happy Saturday mofuggas!!'n

 

[Road Guy]

Dear 10% beers should be ellegail

 

[vee043324]

Too early for rose cider? Nope. #nflsunday

 

[knight1fox3]

Too early for rose cider? Nope. #nflsunday

No! Prost!

 

[vee043324]

Officially moved into my new place. White claw in the fridge (and in me). Watching food network (obviously). Someone on guys grocery games used orange mermaid spiked seltzer to DEGLAZE TURKEY. I AM SO OFFENDED AND DISGUSTED. at least use white claw for the LOVE OF GOD. Even then GROSS.

 

[vee043324]

THE MOST OFFENSIVE PART : when describing her dish, she called it an orange CIDER

!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vee043324]

UPDATE: THE JUDGES DONT EVEN HATE IT.

 

[vee043324]

I AM OS OFFENDED.

 

[vee043324]

*eats frozen pizza in living room full of packed boxes and actively judges chefs on foodnetwork*

 

[vee043324]

But for the love of god don’t call seltzer “cider” Jesus Christ 

 

[Road Guy]

I’ve nearly drank a half bottle of milagro since 7... damn I wish I still smoked sometimes:-(

 

[vee043324]

I’ve nearly drank a half bottle of milagro since 7... damn I wish I still smoked sometimes:-(

Had to google what Milagro was. Your lungs are happy with your decision. Promise

 

[vee043324]

Update 2: a different chef on this show (the better chef, not seltzer cider bitch) is making pasta carbonara and like omg please sign me up. She better win the whole show.

 

[vee043324]

UPDATE 3: “orange cider” won the whole show. I am disgusted.

 

[Ble_PE]

 

[vee043324]

Giardiniera is the best snack ever omfg. Where can I buy in bulk please advise 

 

[tj_PE]

Oh hi

 

[Road Guy]

This week sucked but I used up all my heavy drinking time Wednesday //content.invisioncic.com/r86644/emoticons/default_sad.png

 

[tj_PE]

This week sucked but I used up all my heavy drinking time Wednesday //content.invisioncic.com/r86644/emoticons/default_sad.png

why limit yourself?

 

[Road Guy]