Sometimes you just need to scream!!!

[YMZ PE]

I don't actually have an av...it was a joke...

I'm gonna assume you all would have gotten the joke, had the B word not distracted you.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Your jokes are too complex for me. Stick with knock-knock jokes...

 

[roadwreck]

I'm gonna assume you all would have gotten the joke, had the B word not distracted you.

Sorry, what were you saying? I got distracted by the B word.

 

[mudpuppy]

****s? Where?

 

[YMZ PE]

Okay, I updated my avatar for you guys because I felt bad for getting your hopes up. Enjoy the ****s.

 

[blybrook PE]

LOL, thanks YMZ.

This thread has definately brought in some laughs today! Much appreciated.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Enjoy lads.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Wow, this thread has a page about pooping oneself, followed by a page about ****s.

Now we just need a 'airport' page full of bad double innuendos and the trilogy will be complete.

 

[cdcengineer]

Enjoy lads.

Nothin' like a bounce break

 

[envirotex]

Some days I'm glad my blood pressure is regulated by medication.

 

[Master slacker]

It seems micromanagement has followed me from old employer to new. Phok

 

[FLBuff PE]

Make sure you chew each bite of that PB&J 7 times. No more, no less.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Make sure you chew each bite of that PB&J 7 times. No more, no less.

And intial and date that item on the checklist when complete.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Submit said checklist to QA for peer review.

 

[Master slacker]

Make sure you chew each bite of that PB&J 7 times. No more, no less.

And intial and date that item on the checklist when complete.

Can't do that. The action item is marked complete when "they" think it's complete... not when it really is.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Ok, I understand people have the right to smoke, but is it too much to ask for some common decency when you do? Please "air yourself out" after you finish your cigarette before you get in my car or approach me while eating. Seriously, despite the fact you don't smell it anymore, it f-ing stinks, and some of us have allergies.

This is the first and last time I let my co-worker borrow my work vehicle...

 

[blybrook PE]

It's 18*F outside and the f'n AC is on in the office. Currently, the cold air blowing over my desk is annoying and the temperature in my department is around 50* & dropping. Everyone is commenting on how cold it is in this area of the building. I have blocked off the ceiling vents with cardboard to cut the air flow down some; but about to walk out for the day if it doesn't start to warm up.

 

[cdcengineer]

My wife just told me she plans to vote opposite of my candidate. Normally this wouldn't piss me off so much, but this is f'in serious.

 

[knight1fox3]

My wife just told me she plans to vote opposite of my candidate. Normally this wouldn't piss me off so much, but this is f'in serious.

Like just to smite you, she plans on picking opposite? Or she has already made her decision and it happens to differ from yours?

 

[cdcengineer]

Our opinions differ.

But, consider she is basing her opinion on who she feels she can trust. Not on facts. This is the problem with TV ads. It's not always about the facts, more often than not it's about the presentation.