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HFS...literally someone shit themselves on the way to the bathroom. there are poop footprints in the carpet and all over the bathroom floor. The entire floor smells like shit now...had to go outside for a bit for fresh air.
That's f'n hilarious!!
no. that's f'n gross. Did someone just step in dogshit and track it aorund or was someone sprinting in?
Too much to just be tracking dog shit. There was a good 10 ft worth of poo prints just to the bathroom outer door.
I haven't regularly crapped myself in 30 years or so, so I'm no expert on the matter. Wasn't there a little bit or warning for her? So it came out her butt, ran through her underwear, ran down her leg, out her shoe, and all over everything? You would need to actively try to pull that off.

^ :lmao:

Better call Stanley Steemer!
Sounds more like someone called Cleveland Steemer.

 
I haven't regularly crapped myself in 30 years or so, so I'm no expert on the matter. Wasn't there a little bit or warning for her? So it came out her butt, ran through her underwear, ran down her leg, out her shoe, and all over everything? You would need to actively try to pull that off.
I was struggling with trying to understand that as well.

 
I dunno...I gave up trying to think about how it was possible. The person was either really sick and should have never have been at work in the first place or they just started a new weight loss pill like alli that makes you shit your pants if you eat more an 22 g of fat in day and they didn't read the box for side effects.

 
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EG and VT - your avatars are way too similar in color. I keep thinking I'm reading a post by VT but then I'm like, "Why isn't he referencing poop?" then I realize it's actually an EG post.

 
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EG and VT - your avatars are way too similar in color. I keep thinking I'm reading a post by VT but then I'm like, "Why isn't he referencing poop?" then I realize it's actually an EG post.
Says the one without an avatar. :p

 
EG and VT - your avatars are way too similar in color. I keep thinking I'm reading a post by VT but then I'm like, "Why isn't he referencing poop?" then I realize it's actually an EG post.
Says the one without an avatar. :p
I have one and it's of boobs. Your workplace is probably blocking the image.

 
Mr Hankey:

Poo choo train rollin' down it tracks with a-

Poo Choo Train:

POO CHOO!

Mr Hankey:

All the way and back.

Cartman:

Poo poo train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!

Mr Hankey: [slower tempo]

Christmas time wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a poo choo train!

 
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