Shart of Darkness

[knight1fox3]

In that case, you should probably take another pill then.....

.............for good measure.

 

[P-E]

I want the blue pill  

Speaking of sharts.  Looks like mini p-e is having the opposite problem.   Threw out a pair of underwear and washed two others.   I feel this may be a long night.  

 

[matt267 PE]

Have you tried taco bell? Or corn with red velvet cake?

 

[YMZ PE]

Scotch ramen works faster!

 

[P-E]

Have you tried taco bell? Or corn with red velvet cake?

A bean burrito suppreme sounds good about now.  That might get things going. 

 

[Supe]

At least you can chart your results if you go the corn and red velvet cake route.

 

[P-E]

So far it hasn't done sh!t.  Do I dare take another dose at the office?

 

[Supe]

Absolutely.

 

[P-E]

Took a second dose.    I think something is happening. 

 

[Supe]

Last post 13 hours ago.  I assume he's still sh*tting.

 

[matt267 PE]

 

[P-E]

This must be a weak lax.   Maybe I should double up on the dose. 

 

[matt267 PE]

This must be a weak lax.   Maybe I should double up on the dose. 

Do it!!

 

[P-E]

It comes in a powder form.  Maybe I could do lines. 

 

[Supe]

Get the liquid and butt chug it.

 

[kevo_55]

Damn, do you have a White Castle near you?

They are called "sliders" for a reason.

 

[matt267 PE]

Try this:

 

[engineergurl]

corn and red velvet cake don't mix... don't do it...

 

[P-E]

That sounds like a great idea if I have to give a stool sample. 

 

[Supe]

@P-E - I solved your dilemma.  Come to our cafeteria and eat some of today's chicken pot pie entree.  Your bowels will be slicker than goose **** on a slip-n-slide.