Reducing your carbon footprint

[Ble_PE]

team player

 

[Capt Worley PE]

creative destruction...usually nothing creative about it

 

[NJmike PE]

^^^ that one belongs in the "List of Oxymorons" thread

 

[csb]

an oldie but goodie, that's still overused at my job:

thinking outside of the box

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ trying to get into the box tends to land guys in the HR office to deal with harassment claims...

 

[Ble_PE]

We had a Town Hall meeting today at work and here was the one from it: leverage/leveraging.

 

[csb]

From our meeting- streamline.

 

[Flyer_PE]

Safety Conscious Work Environment

 

[csb]

"Significant Project"

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Milestones

 

[mudpuppy]

Milestones

Oh geez, we are required to meet a certain number of "project milestones" as part of our performance indicators, but no one yet has been able to explain to me what our project milestones are. However, we meet 100% of them, so I guess that's good.

 

[csb]

It's a legitimate term, but "negative float" is starting to chap my hide. It's the project management way of saying, "You need to get your sh!t done. NOW. We're all waiting on YOU." Instead they say, "Why are you at 200 days negative float?" Um, because the schedule is unrealistic?