Random Topics 3.1

[Road Guy]

Jager Bomb!!!!!!!

 

[kevo_55]

This is the best answer and deserves all the kudos!!!!!!  

@kevo_55 Unfortunately...I'm not that much of an adult and everyone is still in the "let's drink our lives away"-stage of life, so it's noticed if you never go out to parties...

Well, if it means anything once you get married and have kids you rarely go out for these things. 

I will say that I do not miss my younger years.

 

[csb]

Driving an hour roundtrip?! That's a hard no for me. 

 

[JayKay PE]

I told them I was sick.  This now means I can go home, guilt-free, and collapse on my couch and go to bed early.  Start the new year off right fully-rested!

Might also stop at a gym before I go home, though, and maybe get a membership later this weekend...

 

[leggo PE]

Uggggggh.  @tj_PE @csb Unfortunately, one of the people who invited me to her party knows I am an anti-social engineer who doesn't date.  Uggggggggggggh.  She will def call me out and make me feel guilty, since she was counting on me coming/earlier in the week I mistakenly said I'd be coming.  I think it's mostly me looking at the weather and realizing I have to drive an hour roundtrip in an area where there are probably multiple DUI stops and it'll be raining hard tonight...so I won't be able to really drink/relax since I'll have to be driving, I don't want to deal with a ridiculous Uber bill (since there isn't that many Uber around here and I'll prob have to take one of the creepy local taxi company cars), and it'll be raining and gross.

One night stand!! ....?

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

I'm glad (I guess) that there are people who can lie about being sick and not feel any guilt.

 

[vee043324]

I need an excuse to get out of two NYE parties...because it is going to be raining tonight, I don't really know the people at the parties, and I'd rather sleep/binge watch a movie with Dominos.

HELP ME, EB.  YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!

Delayed here but I think we’re the same person omg.

 

[vee043324]

FYI $900-ish mattress was worth it. Although I only got to try it briefly because a rogue squirrel is in my ceiling/attic/roof currently... *big sigh* 

 

[JayKay PE]

FYI $900-ish mattress was worth it. Although I only got to try it briefly because a rogue squirrel is in my ceiling/attic/roof currently... *big sigh* 

The way this is worded makes it seem like the squirrel has taken control of your bed/kicked you out and is now using it.  I assume this is not true and an eastern gray squirrel is not residing in your linens? 

 

[MA_PE]

You need to get rid of that squirrel immediately before he brings others and makes a home there.  They can also be very destructive.  Call an exterminator immediately.

 

[FLBuff PE]

You need to get rid of that squirrel immediately before he brings others and makes a home there.  They can also be very destructive.  Call an exterminator immediately.

@bigray76, your services are required!

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

 

[tj_PE]

did you get the cheese wheel tho

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

did you get the cheese wheel tho

Nah, I just endorse the message.

 

[tj_PE]

Nah, I just endorse the message.

but, cheese?

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

but, cheese?

message

 

[tj_PE]

message

CHEESE

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Message

Exactly.

 

[FLBuff PE]

 

[JayKay PE]

If I ever get married...my cake shall be cheese.