Marketing terms explained
1. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You walk right over to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
\--That's direct marketing.
2. You're at a party with friends and see a beautiful girl. One friend goes over to her, points at you, and says, "He's fantastic in bed."
\--That's advertising.
3. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You get her phone number. You call her later and say, "Hello. I'm fantastic in bed."
\--That's telemarketing.
4. You see a beautiful girl at a party. She walks over to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
\--That's brand recognition.
5. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You talk her into going out with you. She even goes out with you a second time.
\--That's brand loyalty.
6. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You walk right over to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed!" She slaps your face.
\--That's customer feedback.
7. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You talk her into going home--with your friend.
\--That's a sales rep.
8. When your friend can't satisfy her, he calls you for help.
\--That's tech support.
9. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there just might be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. You climb a telephone pole and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
\--That's spam.