October 2019 Post Exam Wait Period - Welcome to the Suck

[Aspiring_PE]

Pineapple on Pizza, yay or nay? 

I like a good pineapple and ham pizza 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

My clone finally liked my comment. Wow. Took you long enough @ChebyshevII PE

Who’s a clone of who now?

 

[TwistedLeague]

I'd close that mouth.  Never know when a wide load might be backing up into an access point.

...these are bad and I should feel bad.

At this point idk whats more excruciating . Watching you two go back and forth or waiting for these results

 

[Fisherman504]

Who’s a clone of who now?

Clone of a clone.

 

[Orchid PE]

I'd close that mouth.  Never know when a wide load might be backing up into an access point.

...these are bad and I should feel bad.

*debates if has 3 minutes to step away from desk*

 

[Orchid PE]

Who’s a clone of who now?

Clone of a clone.

Are you guys like Jango and Boba?

 

[JayKay PE]

At this point idk whats more excruciating . Watching you two go back and forth or waiting for these results

Please.  We are so much more excruciating.  Like nails on a chalkboard.  Or having to get a clean room booties on your shoe while everyone else waits on you, and the sweat slowly drips down your back because you're putting it on backwards, and maybe nobody will notice.

But they notice.

 

[JayKay PE]

WAIT.  WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE LAST TOPIC THAT CAME UP IN THE LAST OCTOBER TESTING ROUND.

KNICKERS THE COW!!!!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Are you guys like Jango and Boba?

More like boba and stormtrooper.

 

[JayKay PE]

Seriously?  No response?

It better be because you guys are googling knickers, because they are the best thing in this world and we must protect them!

 

[Orchid PE]

WAIT.  WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE LAST TOPIC THAT CAME UP IN THE LAST OCTOBER TESTING ROUND.

KNICKERS THE COW!!!!

I looked it up on youtube. For a second I thought my mother-in-law started a youtube channel.

 

[Fisherman504]

No. Don't under rate me. I'm Anakin and you're Obi-Wan. 

 

[JayKay PE]

Are you guys like Jango and Boba?

More like boba and stormtrooper.

More like jenga and bobba tea!

 

[StructuralForensics]

Been lurking for the past few weeks - finally broke down and created an account. This waiting game is figuratively killing me..

 

[JayKay PE]

No. Don't under rate me. I'm Anakin and you're Obi-Wan. 

...you hate sand?  But don't you live in a state with a lot of beach?

 

[Orchid PE]

Been lurking for the past few weeks - finally broke down and created an account. This waiting game is figuratively killing me..

I stole your rep cherry.

 

[Fisherman504]

...you hate sand?  But don't you live in a state with a lot of beach?

Gulf shores isn't a beach. It's a dump site.

 

[JayKay PE]

Been lurking for the past few weeks - finally broke down and created an account. This waiting game is figuratively killing me..

You know what waiting game figuratively killed me?  The one for the ladies room during a musical intermission.  Literally everyone over the age of 90 booked it to get there and then took their damn time fussing about.  IT'S FUCKING PANTYHOSE, GERTRUDE.  IT GOES ON THE SAME WAY IT COMES OFF.

Almost pee'd myself in Times Square.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

No. Don't under rate me. I'm Anakin and you're Obi-Wan. 

So, I have the high ground?

 

[Fisherman504]

So, I have the high ground?

Ugh..........Technically yes, but I restore the balance to the force.