October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[Orchid PE]

Yes, I see.

 

[Orchid PE]

...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

 

[Orchid PE]

Be quiet!

 

[Orchid PE]

...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--

 

[Orchid PE]

Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

 

[Orchid PE]

Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.

 

[Orchid PE]

I am your king!

 

[Orchid PE]

Well, I didn't vote for you.

 

[Orchid PE]

You don't vote for kings.

 

[Orchid PE]

Well, how did you become King, then?

 

[Orchid PE]

The Lady of the Lake,...

 

[Orchid PE]

...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.

 

[Orchid PE]

That is why I am your king!

 

[Orchid PE]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[Orchid PE]

Be quiet!

 

[Orchid PE]

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

 

[Orchid PE]

Shut up!

 

[Orchid PE]

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

 

[Orchid PE]

Shut up, will you? Shut up!

 

[Orchid PE]

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.