October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[Orchid PE]

Well, I am King!

 

[Orchid PE]

Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--

 

[Orchid PE]

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

 

[Orchid PE]

How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?

 

[Orchid PE]

King of the who?

 

[Orchid PE]

The Britons.

 

[Orchid PE]

Who are the Britons?

 

[Orchid PE]

Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.

 

[Orchid PE]

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

 

[Orchid PE]

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

 

[Orchid PE]

Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

 

[Orchid PE]

That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--

 

[Orchid PE]

Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

 

[Orchid PE]

No one lives there.

 

[Orchid PE]

Then who is your lord?

 

[Orchid PE]

We don't have a lord.

 

[Orchid PE]

What?

 

[Orchid PE]

I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week...

 

[Orchid PE]

Yes.

 

[Orchid PE]

...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...