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The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

 
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

 
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

 
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

 
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

 
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

 
But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.

 
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

 
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