October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[civilrobot PE etc etc]

Busy week spam

 

[civilrobot PE etc etc]

What did I miss? 

Spam

 

[civilrobot PE etc etc]

At this rate, we will get our results by thanksgiving!  

 

[Orchid PE]

We could get to 12k today.

 

[Orchid PE]

Just have a spam-a-thon.

 

[Orchid PE]

Whoa there!

 

[Orchid PE]

Halt! Who goes there?

 

[Orchid PE]

It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

 

[Orchid PE]

Pull the other one!

 

[Orchid PE]

I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

 

[Orchid PE]

What? Ridden on a horse?

 

[Orchid PE]

Yes!

 

[Orchid PE]

You're using coconuts!

 

[Orchid PE]

What?

 

[Orchid PE]

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

 

[Orchid PE]

So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--

 

[Orchid PE]

Where'd you get the coconuts?

 

[Orchid PE]

We found them.

 

[Orchid PE]

Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

 

[Orchid PE]

What do you mean?