October 2018 15k SPAM Thread

[JayKay PE]

YOU ALSO DON'T TASTE ANYTHING BUT SODA WATER AND WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

 

[vee043324]

100 CALS AND 4.5% ALC. NO REGRETS.

 

[vee043324]

 

 

[Master slacker]

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[leggo PE]

Oh my goodness, @vee043324.  Big news, indeed!

 

[leggo PE]

I do appreciate the update. Sometimes, it's a horror, I know, the store doesn't have White Claw in stock, so it's good to know of another alternative that doesn't taste like crap.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

My office is all an open floor plan. I had to call my fiance and have him check for me. It was agony that ended in elation.

I had a coworker push the button and peeked through my fingers.  The first time I looked myself, and it was awful.

Both results ended in tears.

 

[txjennah PE]

I had a coworker push the button and peeked through my fingers.  The first time I looked myself, and it was awful.

Both results ended in tears.

Yahhhh having someone else look at the results seems like a good plan.  I don't know if I can stomach it a third time.

 

[Jmo_YaYmo]

New thing for me to worry about: Am I having too much or too little being withheld from my paycheck?  I used the little W4 worksheet when I started working, but according to the IRA website; I'm going to owe $600, according to turbo tax, I'm going to get $400.  Neither asked about my HSA.  This is befuddling and I will be researching, because I don't mind owing money, as long as it's not something ridiculous?  I don't own a house/I rent, so it's never been worth it for me to get an accountant.  Maybe I should start poking my head into that.

Hi there! Long time EB reader...1st time poster. Thought I'd add to the spam... since I'm going a little stir crazy waiting for my SE results.

Have you tried this calculator from the IRS? https://apps.irs.gov/app/withholdingcalculator/index.jsp

It'll tell you what you'll owe or get back at the end of the year, and how to configure your withholdings for the rest of the year, if you need/want to adjust your return/refund. It also has a spot for your 401k and HSA... just make sure to check the boxes for the "tax deferred retirement plan" (for your 401k) and the "cafeteria or other pre-tax plan" (for your HSA/FSA deductions) under the General Information section on Page 2. I mis-understood those boxes at first, and got a bit of a scare about how much I could have owed! :blink:

 

[tj_PE]

And where the heck have @matt267 PE, @tj_PE, and @squaretaper PE been hiding recently?

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk has me actually working so much even during my commute and i have family in town so i feel bad being on my phone a bunch

ALSO WAS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY SOONRECENTLY

 

[tj_PE]

also i forgot to post my pickem picks

 

[tj_PE]

ALSO i dont even know how long ago the exam was

 

[tj_PE]

AND it's 137 days until april 2019 exam 

 

[tj_PE]

Am I gonna get banned?

 

[leggo PE]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk has me actually working so much even during my commute and i have family in town so i feel bad being on my phone a bunch

ALSO WAS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY SOONRECENTLY

True!

also i forgot to post my pickem picks

I may as well have forgotten.

Am I gonna get banned?

Nope!

 

[leggo PE]

Spam.

 

[leggo PE]

Slow spam.

 

[txjennah PE]

Still at work like a sucker spam.

 

[Ble_PE]

Mornin'

 

[Supe]

Barely.