October 2018 15k SPAM Thread

[txjennah PE]

No, it’s Wednesday, but please share your time machine if you invented one I would like to use it to win the $1 billion powerball from last month.  Ok?

If I were smart enough to invent a time machine, I'd be giving this test attempt/any future attempts a giant middle finger.

 

[Ble_PE]

Tick, tock.

 

[In/PE/Out]

On the clock

 

[In/PE/Out]

How much spam can I post today while I’m on the road? I don’t have to play wheelman, so I’ll have both hands free to focus on spam

 

[JayKay PE]

Morning.  I made the executive decision to repot all my aloe plants.  I do not think the terra cotta pots were working out well (I think they were drying out my cacti too much?  Does that make sense?).

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Congratulations!!!  I want to be an aunt...but my husband is an only child, so it all falls on my brother NO PRESSURE BROTHER

I have 15 nieces & nephews.  It is fun.  One of them is married now, so I guess that makes her hubs a nephew also?  So 16!

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

I think they were drying out my cacti too much

You should put aloe on them.  Or some lotion.

 

[JayKay PE]

You should put aloe on them.  Or some lotion.

Let me put aloe on my pot that is holding my aloe.  The perfect plan!

 

[JayKay PE]

I think I've just been burning all of my succulents.  I am getting way too much sun at my desk and it is horrible.

 

[Ble_PE]

Getting ready to get a 15 minute massage. 

 

[Supe]

Getting ready to get a 15 minute 30 second massage. 

Fixt

 

[tj_PE]

So have one of my favorite types of projects (new department store) ... except in remodel form, fast tracked, with a transitioning architectural team between offices, and nobody wants to make decisions.  I have spent most of this day wanting to punch someone.  And nobody will respect the slab.  Gahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

#respecttheslab

#oritwillgetdepressed

 

[JayKay PE]

Ugh, I am so tired this morning.  I love when my parents are like "stay over the night, you'll get more sleep instead of driving an hour home" and then they stay up until 2am making noise, because they're retired and can wake up at 9:30am.

 

[tj_PE]

Ugh, I am so tired this morning.  I love when my parents are like "stay over the night, you'll get more sleep instead of driving an hour home" and then they stay up until 2am making noise, because they're retired and can wake up at 9:30am.

eek! 

my parents were in town visiting, my mom had a terrible cough which kept me up 1-2 hours each night, and then i didnt get to nap on my days off! and then last night i had random insomnia like she trained me to wake up at 2am for her to cough  

 

[Ble_PE]

Fixt

It's all the same for me.

 

[JayKay PE]

eek! 

my parents were in town visiting, my mom had a terrible cough which kept me up 1-2 hours each night, and then i didnt get to nap on my days off! and then last night i had random insomnia like she trained me to wake up at 2am for her to cough  

That sounds about right.  Last time my mom crashed at my place was due to me picking her up after a flight.  She ate all my cookies, left crumbs on my couch, and then left really late at around 11:30pm because my dad wanted her home (he missed her, but he is a tough old man who won't say that, so he said the cats missed her).

 

[AlliChEME]

Morning!

Yesterday after 2 posts I was no longer allowed to post, it said I had reached the daily limit. Is that a thing or does someone hate me?

 

[tj_PE]

That sounds about right.  Last time my mom crashed at my place was due to me picking her up after a flight.  She ate all my cookies, left crumbs on my couch, and then left really late at around 11:30pm because my dad wanted her home (he missed her, but he is a tough old man who won't say that, so he said the cats missed her).

that's kind of adorable. my parents work hard (their choice) when they visit me. on days i go to work they're asking for lists of things they can do while i'm at work  

 

[txjennah PE]

Wellllll playing phone tag with a client who probably wants more edits, so maybe it won't be a better day today.

 

[txjennah PE]

Ok phew he called my number by mistake YAYYYYY