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When I get my diamond, he can have all the beer and quickies he wants. <_< Until then, he's getting something pink and fuzzy and stuffed unless you all can think of something better. :D

My wife told me the same thing. That lasted a couple of weeks. Which reminds me, I have discovered a food that will instantly reduce a woman's *** drive by 98%.

 
tough crowd
Even spam typically offers some useful information on how to enhance certian parts, increase pleasure and drive the opposite *** crazy.

"..." however just takes up space. I'm drawing some lines here. We don't need that kind of trash!!!

I want to see the post quality improve, like this actual example from my "junk mail" folder

Subject: A well hung SCHLONG will get you places you've never been before.

The end to all your frustration lies here - we have the solution to your woes. <http://www.reiomit.com/>

I would not recommend following the link.

:suicide:

 
i think after 8 years, its a little beyond cake. as fudgey knows, he got a very nice belt buckle for christmas. maybe that should be it for a while... although it is neither fuzzy nor pink. ;-) maybe a pink wedding cake? by the time i get to use it, itll be fuzzy for damn sure...

 
When I get my diamond, he can have all the beer and quickies he wants.
If you intend to honor that statement and you've been together for 8 years then IMHO he's a fool not to commit. Good luck Squish and I hope this year's the one for you.

BTW, I gave my wife her ring a couple of days before V-day. That way it wasn't a V-day "gift" but instead part of the marriage "contract" If things went south I'd have legal grounds to get the ring returned due to breach of contract and she couldn't use the excuse that it was a V-day "gift" with no ties to keep it.

She's worn it for 20+ years now.

 
I sincerely apologize for the "..." MA PE. In the future I will try to be more creative and at a minimum provide the thread with advertisements for male enhancement or aphrodisiacs.

To answer squishles questions, my wife and I quit doing Valentines day presents while we were dating. She would prefer that I get her flowers some other time as a suprise. We'll go out for a nice dinner some time but with a 2 year old and a newborn at home we are suspending Valentines day this year. I say after 8 years you and he are off the hook for Valentines day.

 
I sincerely apologize for the "..." MA PE. In the future I will try to be more creative and at a minimum provide the thread with advertisements for male enhancement or aphrodisiacs.
Ok that's more like it. You know, we have standards here.

:laugh:

 
I sincerely apologize for the "..." MA PE. In the future I will try to be more creative and at a minimum provide the thread with advertisements for male enhancement or aphrodisiacs.
I don't know, MA - if I didn't know any better I'd say I smell a zinger aimed squarely at your head.

 
Until then, he's getting something pink and fuzzy and stuffed unless you all can think of something better. :D
Nope. The only better gift I can think of would be something pink and not ....

I've thought better of my answer.

 
tough crowd
I know frazil ... look at how they :16: :15: me over not getting some candid shots of the catfight!!! :sniff:

i think after 8 years, its a little beyond cake. as fudgey knows, he got a very nice belt buckle for christmas. maybe that should be it for a while... although it is neither fuzzy nor pink. ;-) maybe a pink wedding cake? by the time i get to use it, itll be fuzzy for damn sure...
Hmmm ...

I was talking with a younger (late 20s), female co-worker over happy hour yesterday. She told me she has been dating a guy now for almost 2.5 months. While she has introduced him to her friends through casual activities - he hasn't reciprocated and in fact, continues to have 'friends' night while going long periods without seeing her.

She told me that this seems to be the how the younger generation of guys behave.

Eye opening for me ... :eek:hmy:

She's worn it for 20+ years now.
That's awesome MA !! :multiplespotting:

I have actually been finding that the longer I have been married, the harder it has become to find ways to keep it together. Perhaps stated more clearly, it takes A LOT more effort to to find common ground on almost anything and to get over the differences of opinion to reach a point of agreeing to disagree without acrimony.

Now that I have been on the path of struggling for some time now, I have developed a DEEPER respect for married couples who can find a way to make everything work out in the end.

JR

 
JR: this one's for you

scientific proof of what we've known all along

I don't know, MA - if I didn't know any better I'd say I smell a zinger aimed squarely at your head.
I don't see that at all. I take it as Boyd is providing me the courtesy of some potentially valuable information in lieu of wasted posts containing only punctuation marks. thank you Boyd.

 
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We compromised. I got to buy an iPhone and put it on his account, and he has to buy me a pretty case for it. I'm not into the whole frilly crap, flowers die, and chocolate makes me fat. But I got on his cell phone account, which means he just committed for another 2 years! (or $175 buying fee, yeah yeah) But I'm impressed, this is big for him. (***...) Maybe when he comes to visit next weekend he can bring me a real present ;-)

Did we ever get a final decision of the Fudge gift?

 

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