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[SIZE=14pt]Happy Earth Day 2010![/SIZE]
In honor of Earth Day, please observe the following rules for saving the planet. Feel free to add your own as well.
Since cars burn fossil fuels and emit poisonous gases into the atmosphere, do not drive or ride in a motorized vehicle today.
Since human waste is polluting our streams, rivers, and oceans, hold it - all of it, just for today.
Since plastic six pack retention rings trap our fellow animal brothers around the neck, no drinking beer today. That should make the previous rule easier to follow anyway.
Since carbon emissions from power plants are choking Mother Gaia, do not use electricity. That means turn off your computer, air conditioning, refrigerator, and all lighting.
Since batteries contain poisonous chemicals that clog our landfills, no flashlights either. No Gameboys for the kids - just give them a stick and send them outside. No calculators. No cell phones. You get the idea.
Since clean water is a vital natural resource that much of the world does not have access to, today go dry. Maybe whiskey is okay. No spring water either, cause that's stealing from Mother Gaia.
Enjoy your day!
In honor of Earth Day, please observe the following rules for saving the planet. Feel free to add your own as well.
Since cars burn fossil fuels and emit poisonous gases into the atmosphere, do not drive or ride in a motorized vehicle today.
Since human waste is polluting our streams, rivers, and oceans, hold it - all of it, just for today.
Since plastic six pack retention rings trap our fellow animal brothers around the neck, no drinking beer today. That should make the previous rule easier to follow anyway.
Since carbon emissions from power plants are choking Mother Gaia, do not use electricity. That means turn off your computer, air conditioning, refrigerator, and all lighting.
Since batteries contain poisonous chemicals that clog our landfills, no flashlights either. No Gameboys for the kids - just give them a stick and send them outside. No calculators. No cell phones. You get the idea.
Since clean water is a vital natural resource that much of the world does not have access to, today go dry. Maybe whiskey is okay. No spring water either, cause that's stealing from Mother Gaia.
Enjoy your day!
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