Expecting

[knight1fox3]

^ why Does the movie Aliens come to mind here....

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Ladies - this is just a husband of a pregnant woman rant, don't think less of me, just better here than to her.

Dammit woman! I don't know what you are craving unless you tell me! I don't know what hurts and how to help you unless you tell me! I can not read your mind, though I am actively trying to use the one skill I apparently do possess and engineer a mind reading machine, but it's still a prototype and your constant demands for something but you don't know what and I should be intuitive enough to figure it out are hindering progress. I love you, but I swear to god I can't survive another pregnancy with you or anybody else for that matter. /rant

Fellow dudes: heed my rant and be warned.

You let a host organism take over your body and grow for nine months and we'll see how much info you volunteer, especially to the person who planted the thing in the first place.

And wives make it sound like it's all the guy's fault. Last I checked, the woman was a willing/active participant in the "planting"...

 

[knight1fox3]

opcorn:

 

[csb]

Good point.

 

[NJmike PE]

anyone hear from Sapper? any baby born yet?

 

[snickerd3]

not as of last night

 

[Sapper PE LS]

This one thinks it's too cold in the NE. Frankly I don't blame him, 8 degrees a couple mornings ago.

 

[snickerd3]

or he wants to share your birthday!!!

 

[NJmike PE]

And when is his birthday?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

This one thinks it's too cold in the NE. Frankly I don't blame him, 8 degrees a couple mornings ago.

Good thing you don't live here. He'd stay in the womb until he's eligible for AARP. (-7 here right now)

You know, given where you live now, we might get another Patriots fan out of this.

 

[NJmike PE]

So the Mrs just had her final ultrasound before the day. Doc says #3 grew another two lbs since last but still only weighing in at 5 lb 7 Oz. Looks like we are gonna have another peanut.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I think I'm going to become a Vikings fan. Family heritage and all that, and frankly, the bucs just suck. How long are fans supposed to wait around for a winning season?

 

[Flyer_PE]

^I don't know if you've noticed, but the Vikings aren't exactly tearing up the NFL these days either.

 

[snickerd3]

And when is his birthday?

sap's a christmas baby

 

[NJmike PE]

^ nice

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I think I'm going to become a Vikings fan. Family heritage and all that, and frankly, the bucs just suck. How long are fans supposed to wait around for a winning season?

The sporting goods store at the local mall here is full of Vikings gear. And Packers, and Broncos, and UND, and especially NDSU. Whadaya need?

 

[snickerd3]

I think I'm going to become a Vikings fan. Family heritage and all that, and frankly, the bucs just suck. How long are fans supposed to wait around for a winning season?

i think the cubs are up to 102 yrs waiting?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

My wife thinks that since this kid was conceived in San Fran that maybe he's just a laid back Cali surfer dude type that has no interest in hurrying. How many days can a woman have low level contractions before labor really starts. And we've always been told that if the first and second were fast, the third would be even quicker.

 

[Master slacker]

And we've always been told that if the first and second were fast, the third would be even quicker.

My mom almost didnt make it to the hospital with me and I'm the third.

 

[NJmike PE]

I've been told the same, even by my wife's doctor