EB Mafia

[Booo]

So there are 4 players left and one mafia, right?
Based on detective Cheb, it's either me (it's not me) or @NikR_PE so the town either wins today or tomorrow.

@LyceeFruit PE I vote for @NikR_PE

@jean15paul_PE are you willing to announce that you are doping so we dont drag this into next week?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Announcer: Goooooooooooooooood Morning, today we're starting off the day with a pumpkin boat regatta. So please everyone, grab your life jackets and arm floaties. Our ref @squaretaper LIT AF PE isn't a great swimmer so they won't be able to save you if your pumpkin capsizes.

@RBHeadge PE smirks, they don't need no sticking flotation device. They're a fish and a very strong swimmer. A plan hatches as all of the contestants line up on the dock next to their pumpkins.

Announcer: Alright everyone, please hope in your pumpkins so our aides @MadamPirate PE, @Roarbark, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @civilrobot, and @tj_PE can push you off the dock. Please be careful to not attract my pet, @blybrook PE - they're somehow still hungry.

The athletes hop into their pumpkins. @JayKay PE squeals in disgust - "MINE IS STILL SLIMY! I'm covered in pumpkin goop! ECK!"

The howitzer fires - the race is on!!

The athletes are paddling their pumpkins with fervor, trying to get to the flag to turn around. All of a sudden, there's a splash near @RBHeadge PE 's pumpkin - @SaltySteve looks over and sees that their pumpkin is EMPTY! "Where did fish guy go?!" @SaltySteve screeches.

*thud*
"Oh my paddle just hit something..." exclaimed @txjennah PE

@jean15paul_PE points at the water "Look at that! It's @RBHeadge PE ! I think you hit them with your paddle @txjennah PE !"

@RBHeadge PE was killed - they were a doper (mafia)

The group continues the event since they have to get their pumpkins back to the docks anyway. @JayKay PE reaches the docks first with @NikR_PE not too far behind. @JayKay PE hops out of their pumpkin onto the dock only to be taken out at the knees by the announcer's pet bear, @blybrook PE - @JayKay PE is covered in pumpkin goop and pumpkin soothes an upset tummy. @blybrook PE has been constipated since they consumed @DuranDuran

@JayKay PE was an athlete (regular townie)

@NikR_PE in a last ditch effort to be a good person tired to save @JayKay PE from the bear. Unfortunately the bear's best wolf friend, @Roarbark had come for a visit. And due to pack behavior, @Roarbark had to step in to protect @blybrook PE 's bak - it was furry bro code. @Roarbark leapt at @NikR_PE tearing out their throat.

@NikR_PE was a doper (mafia).

The remaining players are @SaltySteve @jean15paul_PE @txjennah PE

Town wins.

 

[Booo]

Y u do dis @Roarbark

 

[Dothracki PE]

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yasssssss

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Also so you know, pumpkin regattas are a real thing in Maine

 

[beccabun PE]

The remaining players are @SaltySteve @jean15paul_PE @txjennah PE

Town wins.

Isn’t @ChebyshevII PE alive too?

 

[beccabun PE]

Also, kudos to the mafia for taking out the doctor on night one

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Isn’t @ChebyshevII PE alive too?

Oops, yes

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Good game everyone. Except the dopers. Don’t do drugs, kids.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

gg all

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Also, kudos to the mafia for taking out the doctor on night one

Have you ever been a vanilla townie?

 

[Tiger15]

I wrote day 1 on my tablet and I hated it lol. I gotta have a real computer to write. Or I could hand write and post pics lol

If I have to do a lot of typing on mobile, I hit the voice dictation button and start talking..... Then go back and edit.

 

[Tiger15]

We win!!!
And somehow I didn't get killed and didn't get investigated. What reality is this??

 

[Roarbark]

Y u do dis @Roarbark

Sorry. Gotta honor the furry bro-code.
Not to be confused with the furry-bro code.

@LyceeFruit PE Thank you for granting me the honor of striking down the last doper, I am tickled.

 

[FlangeheadPEAZ]

Yayyyy good game u guys what an amazing town team... so much analysis ... amazing everyone I was Excited just seeing the team work in the end! Its confusing why cop was not killed by mafia once he declared himself...

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yayyyy good game u guys what an amazing town team... so much analysis ... amazing everyone I was Excited just seeing the team work in the end! Its confusing why cop was not killed by mafia once he declared himself...

Because they knew that would fail if the doc was still alive. Which no one could have known, since she was a nightkill.

 

[beccabun PE]

Have you ever been a vanilla townie?

Once, the round that @JayKay PE modded

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

If I have to do a lot of typing on mobile, I hit the voice dictation button and start talking..... Then go back and edit.

My phone thinks I have an accent so it's really interesting what I get when I use voice to text

 

[txjennah PE]

Great game, all! Thanks for modding @LyceeFruit PE