EB Mafia

[tj_PE]

@squaretaper LIT AF PE did you and/or your fellow maf ded cheb?

1/5

 

[JayKay PE]

Vote update:

1 @vhab49_PE (duran)

 

[DLD PE]

@DuranDuran who is Green Children of Woolpit

?/5

Post 5:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit

When RBHedge decided to be a non-playing character, I started having a little fun using him as the three eyed raven, then multiple personalities with Audi and Agnostic Dean.  It just went from there and since we're on the fictional character train, I was going to throw in Cheby's 103 children and for some reason got to thinking about the legend of Woolpit, a 12th century village in Suffolk, England.

 

[Tiger15]

The day dawned wet and gross, the rain falling from the sky like dog piss.  Everyone was pissed (haha) at @Audi driver, P.E. because they were moving away from the town and everyone had to wake up super early to say goodbye.  Something about a blundered coup and the rest of the HOE board rising up and kicking them out from being president.  Grass height and proper sidewalk coloration seemed to be the tipping point.

Any who, everyone was grumbling into their coffee cups that were heavily laced with brandy and other exciting flavors. Standing on the edge of the sidewalk, nobody noticed the body until after @Audi driver, P.E. left, due to it being wrapped as per HOA regulations for leaf disposal.  I mean, if there wasn't a head sticking out, poorly covered by a folded newspaper, who knows if the body would have been discovered by the neighborhood until the next clam bake?

The townies discovered that @ChebyshevII PE had been murdered in the middle of the night and that some mafia members had moved into their gated community.

The nerve.

@Audi driver, P.E. moved away from the town due to lack of thread activity.

The remaining players are:

@DuranDuran, @txjennah PE, @tj_PE, @jean15paul_PE, @MadamPirate PE, @LyceeFruit PE, @blybrook PE, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @SaltySteve, @Roarbark, @NikR_PE, @chart94, and@vhab49_PE

(Also, I SOOOOOO APPRECIATE everyone who labeled their first 5 posts, even if they were spam, made it hella easy to check this morning).

@JayKay PE, does not posting enough get you eliminated? Or you just can't vote that day?

Also fine, I"ll play along since it helps the mod (1/5)

 

[JayKay PE]

@JayKay PE, does not posting enough get you eliminated? Or you just can't vote that day?

Also fine, I"ll play along since it helps the mod (1/5)

As per the rules, it seems like if you don't post you get disqualified?  I can re-check the rules (they weren't really clear about the post minimum and why it was required, besides getting people to talk and become active participants).

 

[Tiger15]

As per the rules, it seems like if you don't post you get disqualified?  I can re-check the rules (they weren't really clear about the post minimum and why it was required, besides getting people to talk and become active participants).

@Audi driver, P.E. for non-participation!!!!!!!

(2/5)

 

[Tiger15]

@ChebyshevII PE, as the only confirmed townie. Who should I vote for?

(3/5)

 

[txjennah PE]

Good morning! It's sunny today and that makes me happy. Also hoping today is gonna be slow and easy at work.

Boo that we can't do a vote but Mafia gets to kill someone on night one.

Also super weird that we can't form alliances over PM.  But interesting experiment.

I still want ice cream.

1/5

 

[Tiger15]

....

I still want ice cream.

1/5

(4/5)

 

[txjennah PE]

(4/5)

I'm sorry but I like chocolate ice cream.  I reject your pretty strawberry ice cream.

2/5

 

[DLD PE]

I'm sorry but I like chocolate ice cream.  I reject your pretty strawberry ice cream.

2/5

(Post quota done met)

I'll eat it!

 

[txjennah PE]

(4/5)

I'm just kidding @jean15paul_PE. Thank you for the virtual ice cream.

::gobbles ice cream::

3/5

 

[SaltySteve PE]

they weren't really clear about the post minimum and why it was required, besides getting people to talk and become active participants

I like the post quota as well. It stops people from creeping their way to the end while the people that post get actively targeted for lynching. It evenly spreads out suspicion rather than just on those that post.

Post 2/5

 

[Tiger15]

I like the post quota as well. It stops people from creeping their way to the end while the people that post get actively targeted for lynching. It evenly spreads out suspicion rather than just on those that post.

Post 2/5

^Trying to spread suspicion... SUSPISH!!!

(5/5)

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Vanilla or none for me @jean15paul_PE

post 3/5

 

[txjennah PE]

Yesterday we started a meeting with a safety moment. I was going to talk about encountering ticks on my last hike, but someone interrupted me instead with her trainwreck of a safety moment.  My coworker decided to instead rant about having her German shepherd in the front yard. Apparently it growls and scares other people walking by her house.  A woman walking by asked my coworker to take the dog inside so she and her young children could walk by without being threatened. My coworker ranted that she should be able to have her "vicious dog" in the yard, and her safety moment was telling us to cross the street instead of asking her to take her dog inside.

The stunned silence after her safety moment was glorious.

4/5

edit: Top!!

 

[JayKay PE]

Yesterday we started a meeting with a safety moment. I was going to talk about encountering ticks on my last hike, but someone interrupted me instead with her trainwreck of a safety moment.  My coworker decided to instead rant about having her German shepherd in the front yard. Apparently it growls and scares other people walking by her house.  A woman walking by asked my coworker to take the dog inside so she and her young children could walk by without being threatened. My coworker ranted that she should be able to have her "vicious dog" in the yard, and her safety moment was telling us to cross the street instead of asking her to take her dog inside.

The stunned silence after her safety moment was glorious.

4/5

edit: Top!!

I...feel like your coworker should not have a dog.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

@squaretaper LIT AF PE did you and/or your fellow maf ded cheb?

1/5

I didn't get a PM so I'm not maf!

1/5

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Wait, do we vote now? I'm probably the worst player in this game.

2/5

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

@JayKay PE I vote for @tj_PE because they're adding literary flourish to their usual line of interrogation. *inhales* SUSPISH!!

3/5