EB Mafia

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

How have the rest of us townies not been arrested for premeditated murder yet?

 

[Roarbark]

@ChebyshevII PE I think our town must have a Hot Fuzz "Cruussssty Jugglers" type thing going on.
Maybe they're not mafia after all, they're just newcomers. 

 

[leggo PE]

Sorry to have thrown you into the wood chipper, @LyceeFruit. But it was worth it, for you were a mafiasa!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Is @Audi driver, P.E. the Clark Griswald in this story?

 

[txjennah PE]

Dang holy shit, good job guys

 

[Tiger15]

Since I am about to leave the office and have errands until after the final vote is tallied; I best get a vote in before it's too late...

@chart94, I vote for @jean15paul_PE for being very quiet today.  Could change if I make it to a internet connection before the final cutoff.

Just got back from a business Christmas party with my wife. Apparently I've angered a bear .

 

[Tiger15]

Great job town! Mafia on day one.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Just got back from a business Christmas party with my wife. Apparently I've angered a bear .

Must have been a wild party to keep you away all day.

 

[Booo]

Just got back from a business Christmas party with my wife. Apparently I've angered a bear .

Was this at a zoo?

 

[Tiger15]

Must have been a wild party to keep you away all day.

No, just work -> errands -> getting ready -> party -> dinner

Finally home resting

Was this at a zoo?

LOL. 

 

[leggo PE]

No, just work -> errands -> getting ready -> party -> dinner

Finally home resting

Just warning you, this is not an adequate excuse.

 

[chart94 PE]

Also I thoroughly enjoy how many times @Audi driver, P.E.Is tagged. 

I had to. It’s completely necessary as everyone knows!

 

[chart94 PE]

How have the rest of us townies not been arrested for premeditated murder yet?

Well... let’s just say the town takes thievery very seriously.

 

[chart94 PE]

Is @Audi driver, P.E. the Clark Griswald in this story?

Yup!! Good catch! Greaseball is what his boss refers to him by

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Well... let’s just say the town takes thievery very seriously.

Whole town murders a single resident and nobody bats an eye



One person steals something and everyone loses their minds

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Whole town murders a single resident and nobody bats an eye

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One person steals something and everyone loses their minds

Actually just lol'd at this.

 

[chart94 PE]

Actually just lol'd at this.

I’m still chuckling to myself. I’ll have to be more careful with the story writing lol

 

[tj_PE]

Whole town murders a single resident and nobody bats an eye

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One person steals something and everyone loses their minds

IT'S CHRISTMAS OKAY AND EVERYBODY'S GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Whole town murders a single resident and nobody bats an eye

Its not murder, it's a lottery.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Its not murder, it's a lottery.

Yikes.