leggo PE
Straight Waffle-izer
Bye friends... :hung-037:
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leggo PE
Straight Waffle-izer
(that's a really morbid emoticon)
Going home tomorrow. My feet feel like they’ve been encased in rocks, i’ll Have pulled ~70 hours by the time I get home, and it was a successful week.
Hope to play with you all again soon.
Hope to play with you all again soon.
Yikes! I don't think I knew you were away from home base! Hope you get some r&r soon!Going home tomorrow. My feet feel like they’ve been encased in rocks, i’ll Have pulled ~70 hours by the time I get home, and it was a successful week.
Hope to play with you all again soon.
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I am both!
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It's the final round before the big semi-final match: Souffles.
This is one of the last instances for the bakers to been seen as legit in this competition and nobody is pulling their punches. There have been instances of sugar being replaced with salt, sour milk being tipped into mixing bowls behind backs, and even one instance of an egg, fully intact, being thrown so it landed right in the middle of a tricky fondant roll-out.
"Measure twice, pour once, measure twice, pour once, measure once, pour twice, measure once pour twice," says @Ranger1316 under their breath, frantically checking the time over and over as they make the drizzle for their souffle. :I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can-"
A scream from across the room draws their attention for a moment before they resume measuring.
@txjennah PE, on the other hand, was already waiting for their souffle to rise and had seen everything.
@leggo PE was attempting to smuggle another egg into @MadamPirate's saucepan when a paring knife was slammed into their hand. The little knife ever so easily slid between the delicate hand bones to pin the last cheater in place, embedding itself into the wood. @leggo PE's scream was cut off short when a hand clamped around their mouth, @tj slithering up behind as their souffle was being tasted by the judges.
"You didn't check @NikR's pockets when you did the deed," they hissed, snorting when @leggo PE tried to squirm away, only ripping the flesh in their hand even more as wood detritus ground its way into the wound, "Cellphones aren't allowed during the competition but you always worked after-hours, didn't you? Didn't even think to check if they had their phone. So sure of yourself, even when your own associates were slowly picked off."
Another larger knife slammed between the bones of @leggo PE's forearm, effectively pinning them in place. Nearby @MadamPirate continued to furiously whisk their egg mixture into a froth. @leggo PE tugged fruitlessly at their arm, wincing and then gasping in pain when @tj_PE deliberately pulled back on their body so the flesh was forced to part around the blades.
"You killed my friends for a stupid food competition," @tj_PE's face pressed ever so gently, cheek-to-cheek, with @leggo PE's pain-sweat damped skin, chin resting on their shoulder as they continued to whisper, "And I just can't abide someone like you winning the crystal cake dish. So I'm afraid it's going to have to be an eye for an eye."
With that, they ripped the paring knife from @leggo PE's hand, causing a fine mist of blood to spray forth all over @MadamPirate's station (thus ruining any chance they had of getting into the finals), and plunged it into @leggo PE's left eye. Their muffled yelp was interrupted when a meat tenderizer, perhaps the same that had dealt @NikR's end, came slamming down onto their hand with a meaty crunch. Again and again and again.
The shock of their wounds caused @leggo PE to collapse, arm still plastered to the station by the large chef's knife. After a moment of their whole weight on the pin-point, the wet sound of ripping before the knife caught on the wrist bone. They swayed a bit like a pendulum before the knife finally gave up and popped up from the butcher block surface.
@tj_PE smirked down at the slowly expiring body before stepping over them, making sure to step on the abused hand, so they could return to their own station. The judges are still tasting her dark chocolate souffle with cardamom crème anglaise, but the situation seems bright since even @Audi driver, P.E. is smiling.
"This is amazing!" @ChebyshevII PE gushed, taking another mouthful and taking photos of them taking another mouthful. The first swallow of the whole season! "What's your secret?"
"Love and a warm heart." responds @tj_PE, sure of their future victory as the Holiday Baking Champion.
The director wonders how much the post-production touch ups will cost to remove the slight red tint of @tj_PEs grin.
@leggo PE was mafia.
The townies wins!
The final vote was:
2 @leggo PE
1 @MadamPirate
blybrook PE
Veteran 10k Spammer
Great round and a good way to kick off the weekend. Thanks for modding!
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No prob! I def enjoyed it!
JK Fun Fact: All of this was written while I was re-watching the BBC's Pride and Prejudice. Not sure if that makes it worse or better.
Yay for us... Team Townies!
I mean I didn't make it, but glad my peoples triumphed over those evil Mafia
I mean I didn't make it, but glad my peoples triumphed over those evil Mafia
chart94 PE
I am the liquor
Will.I.Am PE
Well-known member
I discovered these recently, as I was spamming.
:suicide1: :hung-037: :Failed: :whipping: :suicide: :mf_Flush:
And, of, course, there are a couple of sexually explicit ones that I'll spare everyone.
chart94 PE
I am the liquor
leggo PE
Straight Waffle-izer
Wow, I died in a very, very gruesome way. Not sure how I feel about it?
But congrats, townies! I hate being mafia but did it for you this round...
And great job moderating, @JayKay PE!
But congrats, townies! I hate being mafia but did it for you this round...
And great job moderating, @JayKay PE!
