Day 6:
@EyehatethePEexam PE watched as his playing partner
@JayKay PE climbed halfway up the redwood. Her stay tee shot found its way into the giant trees, but no one saw it come down.
@djl PE spotted it among the branches, and rather than take a penalty for an unplayable lie,
@JayKay PE decide to take her chances and hit the ball out of the tree. She hit a magnificent shot. She didn't reach the green, but it was only 20 yards short and in the fairway, a bogey at worst. She climbed down and was congratulated by the others, but
@BlueBlueprintPE (who was playing the group behind with
@beccabun PE and
@MeowMeow PE ) declared, "Hey, nice shot, but you have to take a 2-stroke penalty for violating rule 10.1c. Since you were facing the green while hitting your ball, that means you straddled the line of your intended path. Sorry, but you have to take a penalty."
With so many ups and downs the past few days,
@JayKay PE finally lost it. "This tournament is stupid! Golf is stupid! Hitting a little white ball over 150 acres among giant trees that should be left alone, I'm done with all this crap!" She went over and started hacking at
@BlueBlueprintPE with her 7-iron. "Whoa, wait!", cried
@MeowMeow PE. "Don't kill
@BlueBlueprintPE ...we're not sure if they're even the mafia!" "I don't care. I'm done with golf and this effing tournament", said
@JayKay PE , as she finished her work on
@BlueBlueprintPE and wrapped them around the nearest tree with the rest of her clubs. She stormed off. "Wait, where are you going?", asked
@beccabun PE . "Yeah, aren't you going to at least finish? You might win this thing!", added
@EyehatethePEexam PE .
@JayKay PE replied, "Hell with golf. I'm going home to knit. Where's
@MadamPirate PE ?"
@BlueBlueprintPE was lynched by the town. They were mafia. Townies win!
Thanks again for letting me mod. This was fun! I'm in for next round.
Game recap:
